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Anyone Fractured A Rib?

gldendog

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If you haven't I assure you it is a horrific experience.

Any actual pain remedies short of serious painkillers? Ibuprofen is totally useless. Any advice on how the hell to sleep? Or any advice at all?
 
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If you haven't I assure you it is a horrific experience.

Any actual pain remedies short of serious painkillers? Ibuprofen is totally useless. Any advice on how the hell to sleep? Or any advice at all?
Sorry to hear that, gdog. I cracked 2 of mine last November. The only thing the doctor could do was prescribe Tramadol and I took 2 - 50mg tablets every six hours for 10 days. He also had me get an elastic band type vest that closed with Velcro which I wore for 2 weeks. It really was painful. Fortunately, the drugs let me sleep but the whole experience really sucked. Hope this helps you some.
 
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TJC, would you mind sharing how you cracked two ribs?

A lesser poster might start a post-a-pic thread on how you did it, but I'm genuinely curious.
 
TJC, would you mind sharing how you cracked two ribs?

A lesser poster might start a post-a-pic thread on how you did it, but I'm genuinely curious.
It was a freak accident where a ladder fell on me in my garage and I guess it hit me just right. At my age, bones are a lot more brittle so I'm sure it's not the same as gdog's injury. I did like the zoned out effect the Tramadol caused :)
 
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I've broken my hand, ankle, torn MCL, eardrum exploded, this is by far the worst shit I've ever dealt with. Cant move, cant breathe, talking hurts, cant do a thing. And u cant cast a rib. God forbid having to cough or sneeze, holy sh*t shoot me already.
 
Anthony Morrison is a good friend of a friend. We were just screwing around. He barely hit me (so he says) with 7 oz gloves on and did this damage. That's how powerful these guys are. No joke.
 
Anthony Morrison is a good friend of a friend. We were just screwing around. He barely hit me (so he says) with 7 oz gloves on and did this damage. That's how powerful these guys are. No joke.
Hire a good lawyer. Sue for mental anguish, loss of wages, punitive & compensatory damages.
 
I'm not suing him. I'm not one of those assholes.
Eardrum blew out swimming when I was 12. Was underwater for a good while and water got trapped in the ear canal. Turns out I had a narrow ear canal from birth.
 
Advice that was given to me here couple years ago and it saved me: Take two Advil AND two Tylenol simultaneously. One relaxes muscles and one kills pain. It's a lifesaver. Not sure who gave that help but I am thankful. Whoever you are please take credit. I know how painful this is, and while muscle relaxants for a broken rib may not make sense, trust me, this is a miracle.

Whoever gave me that advice, thank you. I've actually done additional damage to myself in recent months and it has saved me. It can buy you a few days, and like you I am anti prescription. Knowing how much pain you are in actually forced me to post.
 
Advice that was given to me here couple years ago and it saved me: Take two Advil AND two Tylenol simultaneously. One relaxes muscles and one kills pain. It's a lifesaver. Not sure who gave that help but I am thankful. Whoever you are please take credit. I know how painful this is, and while muscle relaxants for a broken rib may not make sense, trust me, this is a miracle.

Whoever gave me that advice, thank you. I've actually done additional damage to myself in recent months and it has saved me. It can buy you a few days, and like you I am anti prescription. Knowing how much pain you are in actually forced me to post.

Glad you're back. How was prison?
 
Haha. He's back! The worst part of this pain is having heinous muscle spasms that are excruciating. The whole area just locks up with any kind of movement. I need to try this double up dosage tmrw. If I can even get the **** out of bed.
 
The only thing I've heard different about combining Advil and Tylenol is to alternate them. So at 8 am, take 2 Tylenol and at 10 am take 2 Advil. Opposed to taking 4 pills at once. Don't know if it makes any difference to your stomach, but that's the way I've done it in the past.
 
Advice that was given to me here couple years ago and it saved me: Take two Advil AND two Tylenol simultaneously. One relaxes muscles and one kills pain. It's a lifesaver. Not sure who gave that help but I am thankful. Whoever you are please take credit. I know how painful this is, and while muscle relaxants for a broken rib may not make sense, trust me, this is a miracle.

Whoever gave me that advice, thank you. I've actually done additional damage to myself in recent months and it has saved me. It can buy you a few days, and like you I am anti prescription. Knowing how much pain you are in actually forced me to post.
First Burrs returns. Now dmill. Times are good!
 
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Yeah, it hurts. It is slow healing too. I had 2 things worse: fractured coccyx (tail bone) and a chipped bone in my elbow. Take Advil and be patient.
 
The only thing I've heard different about combining Advil and Tylenol is to alternate them. So at 8 am, take 2 Tylenol and at 10 am take 2 Advil. Opposed to taking 4 pills at once. Don't know if it makes any difference to your stomach, but that's the way I've done it in the past.

You still need to stay on the same frequency you'd normally take them. I don't remember off the top of my head but you its something like 2 every 6 hours for Advil and 2 every 4 hours for tylenol. Read the package for doses and don't exceed the amount you can take in 24 hours. While we're sharing war stories, i burnt a nice hole at the base of my stomach from taking advil (along with copious amounts of alcohol), a few weeks of rib pain is awful but a whole year of stomach pain is not what you what you want to deal with afterwards.

Advil/Ibuprofen and Aleve/Naproxen metabolizes in the stomach, Tylenol/acetaminophen in the liver in case you ever need to decide which organ you'd like to harm.
 
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Advice that was given to me here couple years ago and it saved me: Take two Advil AND two Tylenol simultaneously. One relaxes muscles and one kills pain. It's a lifesaver. Not sure who gave that help but I am thankful. Whoever you are please take credit. I know how painful this is, and while muscle relaxants for a broken rib may not make sense, trust me, this is a miracle.

Whoever gave me that advice, thank you. I've actually done additional damage to myself in recent months and it has saved me. It can buy you a few days, and like you I am anti prescription. Knowing how much pain you are in actually forced me to post.
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Yeah, I've fractured some ribs once. But it hurt me more than it hurt her. She just wouldn't listen.
 
Advice that was given to me here couple years ago and it saved me: Take two Advil AND two Tylenol simultaneously. One relaxes muscles and one kills pain. It's a lifesaver. Not sure who gave that help but I am thankful. Whoever you are please take credit. I know how painful this is, and while muscle relaxants for a broken rib may not make sense, trust me, this is a miracle.

Whoever gave me that advice, thank you. I've actually done additional damage to myself in recent months and it has saved me. It can buy you a few days, and like you I am anti prescription. Knowing how much pain you are in actually forced me to post.
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By the way the 2 + 2 did work, well work enough to severely lessen the muscle spasms which for me are the majority of the pain problem. I can deal with the bone pain, it's the spasms that make me double over.
 
Never fractured a rib, but both Marilyn Manson and I had some surgically removed so we could S our own D's
 
He wasn't in jail but moved out of Jersey due to the higher tax rates. Welcome back dickhead.
 
As I have said, this is the worst shit I've ever dealt with and I've broken all types of shit. It's 2 broken ribs to be exact (one broken, one cracked), dislodged cartiledge and a suspected muscle tear. All kinds of awesome. Flying high as we speak on Cyclobenzaprine. God bless this stuff.
 
As I have said, this is the worst shit I've ever dealt with and I've broken all types of shit. It's 2 broken ribs to be exact (one broken, one cracked), dislodged cartiledge and a suspected muscle tear. All kinds of awesome. Flying high as we speak on Cyclobenzaprine. God bless this stuff.
Never broke or fractured but had a bad case of bruised ribs once and doc gave me a ton of that Tylenol 3 with codeine. Tried to avoid taking them outside of trying to sleep and that sucked. Don't envy you as I can imagine fractured feels even worse. .
 
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