Best Place to Take a Dump, Main Line Edition

[Novacatt94]

At least one person votes for a stairwell at Ludington Library in Bryn Mawr.

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/25/ludington-library-bryn-mawr/

 

[NickleDimer]

 

[Novacatt94]

Newman?!?!

 

[Doctor_Van]

Minella's?

 

[nardibynature123]

Bartley 2nd or 3rd floor.

 

[Novacatt94]

Bartley 2nd or 3rd floor.

Stairwell or shitter?

 

[Mainliner II]

So.......are we to assume that defecating in the stairwell of a library is frowned upon........

 

[OldManYellsatCloud]

Can't tell you how many deuces I left in falvey. Thank god no cameras back then.

 

[Greg Woodward]

We used to poop in empty pizza boxes and leave them laying around various halls. Thinking back, we probably could have gotten kicked out, had we not placed the blame on that poor girl.

 

[ShoesEvenShinier]

My go-to move was just to never flush especially in the dorms. And if i had time to kill, I'd hang around the bathroom to see if I can get a reaction especially if it was outrageously big

 

[Novacatt94]

My go-to move was just to never flush especially in the dorms. And if i had time to kill, I'd hang around the bathroom to see if I can get a reaction especially if it was outrageously big

Someone must still employ that strategy in the Connelly shitter closest to the bookstore.

That head smells just as bad as it did in the early 90s.

 

[nardibynature123]

Someone must still employ that strategy in the Connelly shitter closest to the bookstore.

That head smells just as bad as it did in the early 90s.

It's actually not a bookstore anymore. It is a clothing store.

 

[NovaHoops2002]

More details emerged from the investigation today. Apparently they were able to find him because he was using the library computer and his info was saved once he logged out.

 

[DunkinTennisBalls]

More details emerged from the investigation today. Apparently they were able to find him because he was using the library computer and his info was saved once he logged out.

Oh I bet he logged out!

 

[NovaHoops2002]

I heard he was at library to take out books on his 2 favorite CoP athletes: Duce Staley and Mo Cheeks.

 

[NickleDimer]

Oh I bet he logged out!

I laughed out loud at this. Please un-Leno it.

 

[NickleDimer]

I heard he was at library to take out books on his 2 favorite CoP athletes: Duce Staley and Mo Cheeks.

+Pooh Richardson

 

[NovaHoops2002]

I can't take credit for these. I heard them on WIP this morning courtesy of Joe Conklin.

 

[DunkinTennisBalls]

I can't take credit for these. I heard them on WIP this morning courtesy of Joe Conklin.

I applaud you for your honesty but shake my head in disgust at who you are ripping off material from.

 

[NickleDimer]

WIP? I expect better.
My amusement stands, though.

 

[Novacatt94]

I heard he was at library to take out books on his 2 favorite CoP athletes: Duce Staley and Mo Cheeks.

Mo Cheeks or Dom Cheek?

 

[DunkinTennisBalls]

Mo Cheeks or Dom Cheek?

The latter. He is an a-hole after all.

 

[Novacatt94]

The latter. He is an a-hole after all.

Over here.

"I love this crowd!"

 

[gldendog]

Best place is wherever is necessary. That's why toilet paper exists. To cover the damn seat. I never understand selective shitters. If you gotta drop one you gotta drop one.

 

[Novacatt94]

Best place is wherever is necessary.

Your tune would change in a hurry if someone dropped a deuce in Aisle 5.

 

[nardibynature123]

If you gotta drop one you gotta drop one.

Peter North over here.

 

[Greg Woodward]

Peter North over here.

This seem to be a bit of a reach. Take a quick shower and come back fresh.

 

[DunkinTennisBalls]

Best place is wherever is necessary. That's why toilet paper exists. To cover the damn seat. I never understand selective shitters. If you gotta drop one you gotta drop one.

So you'd drop one at a port-a-potty at an Eagles tailgate?

 

[gldendog]

So you'd drop one at a port-a-potty at an Eagles tailgate?

Absolutely not. Shitter must be made of porcelain to qualify.

 

[Greg Woodward]

Fixed.

Best place is wherever is necessary *. That's why toilet paper exists. To cover the damn seat. I never understand selective shitters. If you gotta drop one you gotta drop one.

* Shitter must be made of porcelain to qualify.

 

[DunkinTennisBalls]

So no airplanes or trains either?

 

[NovaNation94]

Some hero took the biggest dump ever in the St. Mary's dorm circa 1990. We posted signs "Home of the World's Biggest Sh*t". We were quite proud and showed if off to all guests visiting the dorm.