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Bieber Roast

gldendog

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Jul 24, 2001
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Wouldve been better if, I dunno, they got actual comedians to roast this bitch other than Kevin Hart and Jeff Ross.

Snoop. Shaq. Luda. Martha Stewart and 3 other douchers I've literally never heard of in my life. Turrible, Charles. Turrible.
 
Hannibal Burress was great and they cut out a lot of his set. Didn't pretend to like Bieber for a second and called it out as a publicity stunt
 
the guy from Saturday Night Live who's dad died in 9/11's line was so brutal but yet so hilarious
 
The Martha Stewart part was funny, so was the other chick.
 
Originally posted by bmoneynova:
the guy from Saturday Night Live who's dad died in 9/11's line was so brutal but yet so hilarious
"Snoop's inhaled a lot of smoke in his life. Only Pete Davidson's dad has inhaled more."

It didn't get much of a laugh in the room but it was also hard to tell because they edited the show so much.
 
Davidson is perfect for these Roasts and should be a staple going forward. I think the kid is like 20 or 21. I can see him having a nice career but not sure how he could translate onto movies or anything.
 
Thought the SNL kid, Ross, Natasha, Hart and Snoop were great. Ross's joke about ann frank was awesome, and the 9/11 joke to SNL kid was an extreme low blow, funny and wrong, but thats how those comedians roll. Biebers favorite comedian I have never heard of D'lia or something was awful and made awkward ISIS jokes. Nastasha had a hard time closing out with something nice to Bieber, she didnt hold back. I bet Natasha and her buddy Chelsea handler hate biebs
 
I lost it when one of them said (In reference to the Twin Towers), "Sorry Shaq, I know it was one of your favorite buildings to climb."

The Hart being small jokes didn't get old.
 
Gilbert Gottfried has been conspicuously missing from the last few roasts. He would have ripped Bieber to shreds.
 
D'Lia and Snoop were terrible. The rest had their moments.
 
Godfried was epic when making fun of Pam Anderson and Joan Rivers roasts.

Kevin Hart was funny until he went main stream, now he isnt funny and is on camera too much.

his old stands up were very good.
 
Originally posted by TheFoyeEffect:
Gilbert Gottfried has been conspicuously missing from the last few roasts. He would have ripped Bieber to shreds.
I'm just glad they've moved away from the chick "shock comedians" like Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli and Sarah Silverman.
 
Originally posted by wcburrs87:
The Martha Stewart part was funny, so was the other chick.
A rich old white lady calling a black man a n*****r is a real hoot in some circles.
 
Originally posted by KittlesFan2.0:

Originally posted by wcburrs87:
The Martha Stewart part was funny, so was the other chick.
A rich old white lady calling a black man a n*****r is a real hoot in some circles.
I don't recall that one. It was a little more than that. Otherwise, loosen up a little. Then again, I forgot. Your IQ is too high for this kind of stuff.
 
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