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Philadelphia fan with his dawkins jersey and phillies hat holding his head in his hands after another losing season
 
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So basically this turned into "CoP: Post a pic" thread. Leave it to BWs to dumb everything down. ****ing amateurs.
 
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One of the biggest d-bags I've ever encountered.

I had to do some community service way back when for delco.

One day we had to rake leaves for Springfield county. Twas late November, but unseasonably cold. Felt like Feb. Everyone bundled up with layers of clothes... except one guy...

This douche walking around with a mean scowl... growling... with a cut-off tee.

Another community service'er told me that douche boy put a cigarette out on his own arm.
 
One of the biggest d-bags I've ever encountered.

I had to do some community service way back when for delco.

One day we had to rake leaves for Springfield county. Twas late November, but unseasonably cold. Felt like Feb. Everyone bundled up with layers of clothes... except one guy...

This douche walking around with a mean scowl... growling... with a cut-off tee.

Another community service'er told me that douche boy put a cigarette out on his own arm.

Here's a gem:

On January 11, 2002, the day before Philadelphia hosted Tampa Bay in a playoff game, Shaun was lying on the sofa in his apartment when his appendix burst. He fell to the floor and curled into a ball, remaining in a fetal position for 15 minutes, understanding what had happened and knowing that if he went to the hospital he would miss the game the next day. No way was he missing the game. So he took a shower, then sat in a steaming tub and kept reminding himself that he had a high tolerance for pain. He drove to Veterans Stadium a day later and sat through the game, which the Eagles won, 31-9. The next morning, he entered the hospital. By then, his white blood cell count was triple what it should have been. He felt such acute discomfort and disorientation that he did not remember driving to the emergency entrance or calling his mother and stepfather to let them know he needed surgery.

He remained in the hospital for a week, and when the hosts at WIP found out, Young became celebrated as the archetypal steadfast Eagles fan.


Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/articles/dreams-not-as-crazy-as-you-think/#8ZSrIQLIkgYrtzBT.99
 
i grew up in Delco and Shaun used to work for the townships park department and picked up our trash. he would pick up the trash can, violently throw them across each lawn after emptying them and then do push ups in the middle of the street in front of every house. true story.

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speaking of temple anyone catch the last ten seconds of that game last night? they get a miracle bucket to tie it up after the memphis player saves the ball under his own basket. Temple player then runs at the memphis player dribbling up the court with 2 seconds left and fouls him. he makes both temple fouls. both teams broke the two cardinal rules of basketball. never save it under your own basket, never foul 90 feet from the basket.
 
speaking of temple anyone catch the last ten seconds of that game last night? they get a miracle bucket to tie it up after the memphis player saves the ball under his own basket. Temple player then runs at the memphis player dribbling up the court with 2 seconds left and fouls him. he makes both temple fouls. both teams broke the two cardinal rules of basketball. never save it under your own basket, never foul 90 feet from the basket.
No, I watched the Villanova game.
 
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i grew up in Delco and Shaun used to work for the townships park department and picked up our trash. he would pick up the trash can, violently throw them across each lawn after emptying them and then do push ups in the middle of the street in front of every house. true story.

There is no better job for a moron than working for a suburban community's road crew.
 
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