Farewell, my peeps

[BustaNutter]

As I enjoy my last day in office, let's not forget all that I've accomplished as leader of the CoP

1. Made sure Pope arrived to Rocky music at airport
2. Unprecedented increases in flash mobs
3. Cameo in terrible movie called Law Abiding Citizen
4. Canceled more Eagles games due to snow than all mayors previously combined
5. Never waited in line for a new iPhone
6. Not once called WIP to give a hot take
7. Grand Marshall of Taney Dragons runner up parade

That's just a sampling, bitches. Like to see this new honky ass Kenney beat that list

NUTZ out

 

[UncleBill69]

 

[NickleDimer]

Close enough not to take, but it was off the plate.

 

[gldendog]

As I enjoy my last day in office, let's not forget all that I've accomplished as leader of the CoP

1. Made sure Pope arrived to Rocky music at airport
2. Unprecedented increases in flash mobs
3. Cameo in terrible movie called Law Abiding Citizen
4. Canceled more Eagles games due to snow than all mayors previously combined
5. Never waited in line for a new iPhone
6. Not once called WIP to give a hot take
7. Grand Marshall of Taney Dragons runner up parade

That's just a sampling, bitches. Like to see this new honky ass Kenney beat that list

NUTZ out

Law Abiding Citizen was terrible? Child, please.

 

[UncleBill69]

Law Abiding Citizen was terrible? Child, please.

You think that's a good movie? Shocking.

 

[gldendog]

You think that's a good movie? Shocking.

Highly implausible? Yes. Cheesy? Yep. Entertaining? Yep. It's a f*cking MOVIE. Not real life. Lighten up, Francis.

 

[nardibynature123]

 

[LizReed]

Highly implausible? Yes. Cheesy? Yep. Entertaining? Yep. It's a f*cking MOVIE. Not real life. Lighten up, Francis.

Like Star Wars?

 

[NickleDimer]

I like to try to credit recent CoP successes to John Street. That guy was incredible.

 

[Villanova U]

Which ineffective black guy did they elect to replace him?

 

[UncleBill69]

Which ineffective black guy did they elect to replace him?

Worse. A union puppet white guy

 

[gldendog]

Like Star Wars?

Star Wars is for kids. Kinda like Trix.

 

[jvm3]

Star Wars is for kids. Kinda like Trix.

And Birthday Parties.

 

[UncleBill69]

New guy already pandering to the brothers. Had to throw in a "black lives do matter" quote in his inaugural address. He's a democrat in Philadelphia. Why the pandering? Only way he doesn't get reelected is if he dies and even then he'd have a chance.

 

[NickleDimer]

All is right in the world, a Vince Fumo disciple is in charge of the CoP.

 

[steve_vu9196]

As I enjoy my last day in office, let's not forget all that I've accomplished as leader of the CoP

1. Grand Marshall of Taney Dragons runner up parade

Taney Dragons lost in the semi-finals. Tied for 3rd.