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[dirtyd]

In a minor predicament.

Can't remember the ole lady's birthday.

It's definitely in June.

It's on a Tuesday. Pretty certain it wasn't yesterday.

Can't axe her, or I'll have to deal with too much nonsense.

Can't rummage through her purse looking for her ID as she lives a few hours away.

Any thoughts on how I can figure out her birthday?

 

[TommySalami]

Ask if we should celebrate on her actual birthday or a different day.

 

[wcburrs87]

So, she's your old lady but lives a few hours away?

Do you have a mutual friend that could you help you out, but not spill the beans to her?

How long have you been seeing this person?

 

[NickleDimer]

Ask if we should celebrate on her actual birthday or a different day.

 

[TheDean]

FeEx a gift to her residence today.

 

[dirtyd]

Can't ask her if we will be celebrating on a different day. I know her birthday is a Tuesday. We live a few hours away and both work on Tuesdays so we will definitely be celebrating on the weekend. Which weekend? I have no idea.

Yes Burrs she lives a few hours away. Been seeing her since last July. The fact that she lives that far away is probably the only reason I've been with her this long. Hate relationships. She cool though.

And nope, no mutual friends.

Trying to get some type of intel from her. KEep asking her what she wants for her birthday. She not helping matters.

 

[wcburrs87]

Ask if we should celebrate on her actual birthday or a different day.

This could get dicey and easily turn into a Seinfeld episode

 

[wcburrs87]

I know this idea sounds a bit archaic, but how about you just be honest and say you forgot. You haven't even been with her a year.

 

[bmoneynova]

this sounds like the worst relationship ever

 

[wcburrs87]

Is she on Facebook? They sometimes include DOBs.

 

[FatPhilM]

Beenverified or check her driver's license.

 

[dirtyd]

No facebook. One of the reasons I can tolerate her. Not on Facebook and/or WhatAp all day like every other woman here.

In costa rica. No beenverified stuff here.

You right Burrs, will probably have to just ask. Even though I fcked that up the other night. I asked "What day is your birthday?"

"You don't remember my birthday?"

Instead of saying "no, sorry, I don't" I reply:

"I meant what day does it fall on"

"Tuesday"

 

[Nova98]

Get her drunk & then ask her-this way she'll forget. Even if she says she can't believe you asked you can deny it the next day and say-"come on honey, you were drunk-of course I know your Birthday is June ___".

 

[wcburrs87]

Any e-mails from the first few months of relationship where this info may have been shared?

 

[LoveBurger]

Have a friend ask

 

[FatPhilM]

This can't be serious. If you gave me her name and state of residence, I could have her DOB in 5 minutes. Check online dockets for a traffic citation. Also, if you have internet access you have access to beenverified and a mess of similar sevices.

 

[dirtyd]

you must have missed the part where I/she don't live in the states.

 

[tjc3844]

In a minor predicament.

Can't remember the ole lady's birthday.

It's definitely in June.

It's on a Tuesday. Pretty certain it wasn't yesterday.

Can't axe her, or I'll have to deal with too much nonsense.

Can't rummage through her purse looking for her ID as she lives a few hours away.

Any thoughts on how I can figure out her birthday?

Simple. Call her secretary. Secretaries know everything!

 

[nardibynature123]

"alt"

 

[FatPhilM]

you must have missed the part where I/she don't live in the states.

I missed that. If she is Central American or Asian, don't worry about her birthday. She's using you for money. As long as you have cash, you'll keep getting it.

 

[TommySalami]

Simple. Call her secretary. Secretaries know everything!

Especially ones that own mortgage companies.

 

[nardibynature123]

Just make it a birthday weekend and pick a random weekend you can make.

 

[The_Expansion_Crew]

Ask what her astrological sign is. That could narrow it down some.

 

[adp98]

Quit being such a pussy and just tell her you forgot. At the end of the day if you bring the hammer on gifts she won't care you forget the day. She'll give you a little grief and it will be over.

 

[steve_vu9196]

Tell her now that the "long distance thing" isn't working for you, and shut the relationship down. Call her back on July 1 and say "I'm so sorry, I miss you" and fire the thing back up.

 

[Novacatt94]

Simple. Call her secretary. Secretaries know everything!

Especially the ones that you give your company to for free. They know everything.

 

[Novacatt94]

Especially ones that own mortgage companies.

Exactly, TommySalami!

 

[RSTRICK30]

Tell her now that the "long distance thing" isn't working for you, and shut the relationship down. Call her back on July 1 and say "I'm so sorry, I miss you" and fire the thing back up.

Best option in my opinion.

 

[NickleDimer]

Start a dumb conversation about famous people that share your bday. Ask her for any that share hers. Either she will know (Jimmy Rollins for me) or might look it up. Take note, lookup afterwards.

 

[PeterN]

Ask her how to say her birth date in Spanish.

 

[kjbert]

Tell her you want to buy a place together and need her to fill out an application.

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Go play roulette. Tell her to play her birthday.

 

[kjbert]

ask her for her ATM code

 

[NorCalVU10]

ask her for ATM

fixed