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If you work somewhere where a Taco Bell is a possible stop off... you should try to find a new job.
 
Those breakfast sandwiches can't possibly be good.
 
I'm 21 minutes away from the closest Taco Bell. I'm considering it.
 
Back when I was broke, and knew that I wouldn't be getting any money for a while, no better food out there to ensure you won't be hungry again than a chunchwrap supreme. It would rip apart your digestive system for a good 24 hours, you wouldn't want to even look at food. Those things were a dollar back then. Great value on a budget.

The main drawbacks are:
1. They tasted like somebody vomited in a tortilla and they put it thru a panini press
2. You won't be hungry but overall you will feel like shit
3. Good for at least 3 dumps and you'll need to shower after each one
 
Taco Bell has never had that affect on me. But I have probably eaten there once in the last 15 months.
 
Back when I was broke, and knew that I wouldn't be getting any money for a while, no better food out there to ensure you won't be hungry again than a chunchwrap supreme. It would rip apart your digestive system for a good 24 hours, you wouldn't want to even look at food. Those things were a dollar back then. Great value on a budget.

The main drawbacks are:
1. They tasted like somebody vomited in a tortilla and they put it thru a panini press
2. You won't be hungry but overall you will feel like shit
3. Good for at least 3 dumps and you'll need to shower after each one

Haha. When these first came out we used to hit up T Bell after the bar and call them "crunchbox" at the drive-thru window. They had no idea what we were talking about and usually just ended up handing us nachos in a box instead. The one time I did get the crunchbox it was indeed absolutely disgusting and wasnt even good when under the influence.
 
I used to go to town at Taco Bell.

No bullshit, i could put down the family pack of ten taco supremes in a sitting in high school. Might be the most of any one food I could ever eat.

Having said that, i now have a small amount of self respect and wouldnt be caught dead inside one.
 
Bottom line is you're a pu$$y or have the gay if you unequivocally hate on TBell. Used to hit it all the time in HS and at Nova along w a ton of others. That being said, as an adult I haven't had it in years, as I avoid fast food unless there is no other option. TBell isn't terrible and never gave me or anyone else I know the shits, any moreso than any cheesesteak place.
 
If we are being totally honest, if I had to eat fast food, T Bell would come in 3rd on the list. Behind Chickfila, and Wendy's (actually have decent burgers). The Bell would be #3. Chipotle is a clear leader in the clubhouse if we are considering that fast food as well. Wawa would round out the top 5. Wont step foot in a Burger King, McDonald's or a Sonic unless we are talking about a once a year Sonic ice cream run.
 
Only fast food I eat is Chick Fila or Five Guys. McDonalds only for a McGriddle every now and then.
 
If you work somewhere where a Taco Bell is a possible stop off... you should try to find a new job.

let the record show that a quick google search indicates there are a minimum of 7 taco bells on manhattan proper
 
let the record show that a quick google search indicates there are a minimum of 7 taco bells on manhattan proper

There is a Taco Bell Express in the back of a deli at ~50th and 3rd that delivers. I would be lying if I said I never ordered from there after a bender when I lived within the delivery area.
 
let the record show that a quick google search indicates there are a minimum of 7 taco bells on manhattan proper

As you should already know... how one defines "proper" is a highly contested topic around here.
 
I used to go to town at Taco Bell.

No bullshit, i could put down the family pack of ten taco supremes in a sitting in high school. Might be the most of any one food I could ever eat.

Having said that......I now wear a dumper bag side saddle, as I no longer have a functioning anus....
 
As you should already know... how one defines "proper" is a highly contested topic around here.

I'm very aware of the dmill-adp pillow fight regarding the boundaries of manhattan. it was right up there with the infamous debate of the existence of central jersey.
 
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I just liked the original gorditas

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There is a Taco Bell Express in the back of a deli at ~50th and 3rd that delivers. I would be lying if I said I never ordered from there after a bender when I lived within the delivery area.
not there anymore.. some Mediterranean dig in/chipotle'esque joint now
 
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