Man uses raccoon to start breathalyzer in car-then gets attacked

[Nova98]

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09...zer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/

Happens everywhere.

 

[spg109876ers]

nm

 

[NovaTras22]

yeah there's no possible way for this to be real. you've gotta blow a steady heave into a breathaylzer for like five seconds to get it to register.

 

[Nova98]

Very disappointing. You would think CBS Detroit would be a reputable news source. I should have known better when the story said the incident took place in San Diego rather then somewhere much more realistic like Goldsboro.

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Is that the same channel 13 that broke the story yesterday on Facebook's new $5.99 charge to keep your profile private?

 

[NickleDimer]

Couldn't you just inflate a large ballon, then go get plastered. And then release the air into the breathalyzer to drive home drunk

 

[NovaTras22]

not sure it'd put the blow pressure you need. plus, you have to blow it every 15 minutes or so as you drive to make sure you didnt cheat.

 

[NickleDimer]

not sure it'd put the blow pressure you need. plus, you have to blow it every 15 minutes or so as you drive to make sure you didnt cheat.

Duh. Multiple sober balloons. Perhaps even bring a helium tank (depending on how the monitors work).

 

[VURambler]

Seems like the obvious answer is to have the sober person in the passenger seat blow into it for you.

 

[VURambler]

The balloon idea is flawed. Too easy to get your sober balloons mixed up with your drunk balloons. I don't like it.

 

[NickleDimer]

Sober people are such a drag when you're driving drunk.