Morley Safer Remembered

[nardibynature2]

 

[RimJobbLarry]

It's a shame when they go young like that.

 

[RSTRICK30]

Guy knew how to dress.

 

[Novacatt94]

It's a shame when they go young like that.

When they GO?!?

 

[PeterN]

Poor guy as that has to be the shortest retirement on record.

 

[Anarchy99]

Poor guy as that has to be the shortest retirement on record.

My grandmother had a sister, her husband was an accountant. Retired at like 55, came home from the retirement party at his firm, laid down and died. That'd be a total drag.

 

[RimJobbLarry]

My grandmother had a sister, her husband was an accountant.

Would be quicker to say "my great uncle" or even "some guy I know"

 

[NickleDimer]

Arak is out there stalking coaches about the Sixers draft strategy and you're telling us about some retired guy who died in his sleep.

 

[Anarchy99]

Would be quicker to say "my great uncle" or even "some guy I know"

I never knew him so never really referred to him as anything really...was this just too long of a description for you? Took too long to read?

 

[nardibynature2]

Would be quicker to say "my great uncle" or even "some guy I know"

Solid f*cking post.

 

[RimJobbLarry]

I never knew him so never really referred to him as anything really...was this just too long of a description for you? Took too long to read?

Also his profession is immaterial to the conversation. Might as well say "my grandmother had a sister, her husband was a ventriloquist"

 

[NickleDimer]

Just when I thought RJL was slipping... He totally redeems himself.

 

[Mr. Wade Garrett]

My grandmother had a sister, her husband was an accountant. Retired at like 55, came home from the retirement party at his firm, laid down and died. That'd be a total drag.

Who was the other poster on here who said somethings along the lines of, "My sister's an accountant" which had nothing to do with the conversation?

 

[NickleDimer]

Who was the other poster on here who said somethings along the lines of, "My sister's an accountant" which had nothing to do with the conversation?

Enjoy: https://villanova.forums.rivals.com/posts/345638/

 

[Mr. Wade Garrett]

Enjoy: https://villanova.forums.rivals.com/posts/345638/

Thank you. That is fantastic.

 

[NickleDimer]

Thank you. That is fantastic.

Better than I remembered. I laughed out loud when I found it.

 

[vufjm93]

"I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate."

 

[Novacatt94]

Enjoy: https://villanova.forums.rivals.com/posts/345638/

BANG.

 

[FreddyShoop]

Poor guy as that has to be the shortest retirement on record.

"Can you imagine? Getting plastic surgery and the next week you're in the can?"

 

[Novacatt94]

Some people are out there stuffing themselves.