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Most CoP pic ever?

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Diaper Dandy
Apr 8, 2014
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Back in town for work so decided to hit up Phils game last night with a few friends. First time at park since 2009 when I was a senior at Nova when it was nothing but meatheads in "ill" shirts. Funny how a few losing seasons thinned the herd of that type.

But lo and behold as soon as I pull up, I'm treated to the most Delco-ish sight ever.

1) Camo-cargo pants - Check
2) jorts. check
3) hat backwards. check
4) Utley jersey. check
5) Too fat to button said Utley jersey. check
6) Red solo cups for beer pong or chug contest. check
7) cigarette in hand. check
8) replica fake throwback jersey of childhood hero. check
9) calf high Nike socks. check
10) checking trunk for dead hooker. check

Really this pic should be on the sign that welcomes people to Upper Darby.

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Sure you didn't see cameras? Were they filming a new Delco Proper sketch?
 
Those aren't even jorts
They're jeans cut off low enough to be capri pants.
 
Back in town for work so decided to hit up Phils game last night with a few friends. First time at park since 2009 when I was a senior at Nova when it was nothing but meatheads in "ill" shirts. Funny how a few losing seasons thinned the herd of that type.

But lo and behold as soon as I pull up, I'm treated to the most Delco-ish sight ever.

1) Camo-cargo pants - Check
2) jorts. check
3) hat backwards. check
4) Utley jersey. check
5) Too fat to button said Utley jersey. check
6) Red solo cups for beer pong or chug contest. check
7) cigarette in hand. check
8) replica fake throwback jersey of childhood hero. check
9) calf high Nike socks. check
10) checking trunk for dead hooker. check

Really this pic should be on the sign that welcomes people to Upper Darby.

IMG_3756.jpg

Ha ha ha....this is just terrible. How do you leave the house like that?

And they're not Jorts.

Those are cajorts or jorpris. There is no lower form.
 
ND, those pics are hilarious. Dear lord what is up with that kid? Looks like Jim Carey from Dumb & Dumber as a 10-year old.
 
Its a shame that the CoP doesnt have a catchy term like yinzer to be used as both a term of endearment and an insult.
 
Its a shame that the CoP doesnt have a catchy term like yinzer to be used as both a term of endearment and an insult.

The closest I can think of is Kenzo. It is hard to tell the Kenzos from Marcus Hookers, etc. anymore.

Anyone familiar with the word hoofty?
 
Ringmybell is correct. You the lower-class people at pretty much all professional sporting events.

You turned into a real dick after the thing with your wife. I like it. Like a wrestler that turns heel after a traumatic experience.
 
Back in town for work so decided to hit up Phils game last night with a few friends. First time at park since 2009 when I was a senior at Nova when it was nothing but meatheads in "ill" shirts. Funny how a few losing seasons thinned the herd of that type.

But lo and behold as soon as I pull up, I'm treated to the most Delco-ish sight ever.

1) Camo-cargo pants - Check
2) jorts. check
3) hat backwards. check
4) Utley jersey. check
5) Too fat to button said Utley jersey. check
6) Red solo cups for beer pong or chug contest. check
7) cigarette in hand. check
8) replica fake throwback jersey of childhood hero. check
9) calf high Nike socks. check
10) checking trunk for dead hooker. check

Really this pic should be on the sign that welcomes people to Upper Darby.

IMG_3756.jpg
As a life long Delaware Countian, this photo is both entertaining and disturbing...Jesus....
 
You turned into a real dick after the thing with your wife. I like it. Like a wrestler that turns heel after a traumatic experience.

Yeah, being low class myself, I am offended by your tone.
 
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