Nova's Finest

[ComeFiesta]

http://easthamptonstar.com/Police/20151231/Weapon-Was-Golf-Club

This story has it all. "Fake" career, $5.2 million house in the hamptons owned by parents, late-model Range Rover, idiot drunk man. It was funny when college kids did this stuff, now not so much.

I got sent this link by some friends, and had a good laugh.

For the CoPers on the board, a Range Rover is an overpriced luxury SUV that looks like a telephone booth and is generally of poor quality, which is mainly used as a status symbol, the Hamptons are a group of expensive beach communities on long island, and Goldman Sachs is an investment bank, kind of like your local check cashing place, but bigger.

 

[nardibynature123]

I think he was on 06 grad. Best line is below.

According to the report, he then attempted to elude the officers by entering the house, where he sat down on a bench just inside. At that point, his parents came down the stairs.

 

[NovaHoops2002]

Couldn't have happened to a douchier guy.

 

[tomdudes]

Since the article doesn't mention Nova, you guys made that connection based on actually knowing him, correct?

 

[nardibynature123]

Since the article doesn't mention Nova, you guys made that connection based on actually knowing him, correct?

over here

 

[FatPhilM]

That's a mellow night compared to Eberzz.

 

[tomdudes]

Cap tip to nbn. Just trying to keep up.

 

[NickleDimer]

For the CoPers on the board, a Range Rover is an overpriced luxury SUV that looks like a telephone booth and is generally of poor quality, which is mainly used as a status symbol, the Hamptons are a group of expensive beach communities on long island, and Goldman Sachs is an investment bank, kind of like your local check cashing place, but bigger.