Pre 2015/2016 Season Bathroom Habits Thread

[novabubba]

Time for the annual thread on bathroom habits.

Was in the stall earlier today, someone next to me dropping off his own grumper. Notice that the person puts down the newspaper, stands up, turns to face the toilet, and proceeds to pee standing up. Then wiped while standing.

Who finishes dumping and then stands to pee?

 

[NickleDimer]

Is that physically possible? Perhaps he has two units?

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Sounds to me like he was rubbing one out while sitting down.

 

[obriend1]

Isn't it involuntarily?! How do you not pee if you're pooping?

 

[Chimpat]

Interesting that this was posted today, had a similar situation this morning, but even more strange.

Guy comes in and sits in stall next to me (in a hurried rush so you know it's going to be bad)..... sits down and destroys it with a 30 second assault. Somehow (I will never understand this), stands up immediately after, wipes up and leaves the stall. Washes hands. Then I hear him walk over and take a piss in the urinal, I know it's him because the door never opened. Then leaves without washing hands. What the f*ck.

 

[NovaNation1188]

No need to wash your hands after peeing unless you get some pee on your hands by accident. I think you should probably wash your hands after pooping if there are other people in the bathroom when you're leaving (in case they are rats). Anyone that washes their hands for more than 3 seconds or uses soap is a weird germophobe.

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Someone posed this question on Reddit the other day and I immediately thought of 4.6.

If the guy in the stall next to you sneezes, do you say "God bless you?"

 

[Villanova U]

There is a new guy on my floor who storms into the bathroom, slams the stall door, and then proceeds to smash the toilet seat down with all of his strength. I don't know how the thing hasn't shattered yet. In an enclosed environment, the noise it makes is out of control.

 

[VURambler]

Someone posed this question on Reddit the other day and I immediately thought of 4.6.

If the guy in the stall next to you sneezes, do you say "God bless you?"

Absolutely not. Unless you're tapping your foot under the stall in his direction.

 

[NovaTras22]

we have three stalls in our shitter. i'm in the left stall. guy comes in and goes right to the middle, even though the far end is open. i'm incredulous, and then he explodes with reckless abandon.

i hate middlers. they're the worst kind.

 

[WhiteChocolate]

Middle stall should only be used in emergency situations only. Middle urinal is up for debate.

Friend works for foot locker corporate and is dropping a deuce and sees in the shadows on the floor a guy tugging it vigorously. Doesn't know who it is but only the sneakers he's wearing. Guy leaves before him, he goes back to his cube and its the guy in the cube next to him and he's sitting there taking a nap with his feet up. My buddy got the old 'pic or it didn't happen' and sent me the video in the shitter followed by a picture of the guy sleeping at his desk afterwards, sneakers clearly matching.

 

[NickleDimer]

Are sneakers mandatory at Foot Locker corporate? Striped shirts?

 

[lowry99]

No need to wash your hands after peeing unless you get some pee on your hands by accident. I think you should probably wash your hands after pooping if there are other people in the bathroom when you're leaving (in case they are rats). Anyone that washes their hands for more than 3 seconds or uses soap is a weird germophobe.

Probably? ALWAYS wash hands well with soap after a deuce. Scary to think that people only do this if someone else is in there. Even if you don't get any on your hands, it's close enough, not to mention other things you're touching in there.

 

[NovaNation1188]

What exactly does washing your hands do? Prevent illness? If anything, it weakens your immune system.

 

[nardibynature123]

I don't wash my hands if I pee, pooping is a little different. I fake wash hands when there is another dude in the bathroom after a piss.

 

[WhiteChocolate]

Are sneakers mandatory at Foot Locker corporate? Striped shirts?

Sneakers yes, oddly no striped shirt requirement

 

[ericw]

i always wash my hands before peeing. i want them clean prior to handling an object of such splendor.

 

[NickleDimer]

i always wash my hands before peeing. i want them clean prior to handling an object of such splendor.

The urinal flush handle?

 

[ericw]

The urinal flush handle?

hit and miss there - not your best work.

i never touch the urinal flush handle nor the one on the crapper - use my foot to depress the handle on the crapper and in the rare instance I flush a urinal I conjure up the image of Happy Gilmore finishing off the alligator with a wrestling move and slam it down with the back of my arm just above the elbow.

 

[NickleDimer]

All that effort to avoid washing your hands?

 

[ericw]

All that effort to avoid washing your hands?

nope - i still do that too. people are nasty, dirty things.

 

[NovaNation1188]

Do you ever adjust your "object of splendor" throughout the day, or do you need to wash your hands first?

Yeah, toilets are nasty. I pooped at my gym today and I could tell by the warmth of the seat that someone's ass had just been on it. But I'm not gonna go make a TP cover for that. Only time I hover is in a porta potty.

 

[dirtyd]

Washing my hands after a whiz in a public restroom often depends on how the sink is rigged up. If the sink operates on sensors - no brainer.

If I have to touch the handles - doubtful. More germs on the sink handles than on my pecker.

Also, is there a towel dispenser or the blow dry thing. If there are towels I will use it to open the door when departing. Again, more germs on br door handle than on my crank.

Also depends on whether I am eating anytime soon.

"No touch" bathrooms are great. Unfortunately not many down these parts.

 

[NickleDimer]

nope - i still do that too. people are nasty, dirty things.

How did you survive at sea? Or was this viewpoint born during that time?

 

[ericw]

How did you survive at sea? Or was this viewpoint born during that time?

to this day, I have no idea.