Regular People You've Seen at the Airport

[NickleDimer]

- guys wearing all denim
- obese CoPers
- sensible business traveler guy with a sport coat, comfortable shoes and compact luggage
- TSA morons
- pilots and flight attendants

 

[Nicky Fingers]

Foreigners with b.o.

Overwhelmed mom with 3 crying kids

Divorced business woman typing on one iphone while talking on another

College aged girl in pajama pants, ratty t shirt, flip flops, carrying full size pillow

Hipster who doesn't get why he has to check his guitar when he knows it will fit in overhead bin.

 

[nardibynature123]

Kids with leashes
Annoying mothers who take up all the seats with their bullshit luggage.

 

[nardibynature123]

Also, the young college girls who wear lululemon and has a nice ass (actually see alot of this).

 

[KennyTheKangaroo]

a cluster of impatient people standing right in front of the gate even though they have assigned seats and there is no real need to get into line early.

 

[tomdudes]

self important business guy who is typing on his laptop while talking on his cell phone, sitting in first class while rest of plane is boarding.

 

[NickleDimer]

- soulless and defeated airport food worker
- airline employee who has had 100 swear at her today
- middle aged woman reading a stupid book
- kid in bright colored sneakers andhigh socks, huge headphones, staring into a mobile device

 

[Mr. Wade Garrett]

nm

 

[The_Z_Man]

We're back to starting 400 threads with slight variations on the subject.

 

[PeterN]

Sunburned Brits

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Teams of 13-15 year old cheerleaders / dancers in matching warm up suits traveling to Disney world for competition.
Guy who never travels by plane and is getting very drunk before his flight
Guy who quotes airline policy that expired 10 years / 2 airline mergers ago while yelling at gate agent (cousin of Do You Know Who I Am guy)

 

[LizReed]

Guy who never travels by plane and is getting very drunk before his flight

Please leave me out of this thread.

 

[BAC111]

too much of this...

 

[FreddyShoop]

Foreigners with b.o.

Overwhelmed mom with 3 crying kids

Divorced business woman typing on one iphone while talking on another

College aged girl in pajama pants, ratty t shirt, flip flops, carrying full size pillow

Hipster who doesn't get why he has to check his guitar when he knows it will fit in overhead bin.

Good ones. So true.

The soul-less, defeated airport food court worker is another good one.

 

[Nicky Fingers]

nm

Was he banned? Usually the hallmark of the dreaded moderator edit for racism.

 

[nardibynature123]

Was he banned? Usually the hallmark of the dreaded moderator edit for racism.

I got edited.

 

[Mr. Wade Garrett]

Test. Am i banned?

 

[tjc3844]

I got edited.

Middle Eastern looking guys that everyone is staring at
Nuns wearing Mickey Mouse ears
Fat women being dumped at the departure gate by frustrated guys pushing wheelchairs

 

[Nicky Fingers]

I like new TJC schtick of quoting something that has nothing to do with his incoherent post. Seems a little too Whitecat-ish but otherwise, pretty solid effort.

 

[BustaNutter]

Generic business guys taking pics of me for their Facebook pages.

 

[HereComeTheCats]

Overweight or "old" people who need a wheelchair to get on the plane first but then magically can walk just fine when it's time to get off the plane. Otherwise they'd have to wait until everyone was off the plane.

 

[Jorts N Jordans]

- guys wearing all denim

Underrated look. To pull it off you need contrasting shades.

 

[nardibynature123]

I like new TJC schtick of quoting something that has nothing to do with his incoherent post. Seems a little too Whitecat-ish but otherwise, pretty solid effort.

I am so confused.

 

[Eberzzz]

got on my flight from AC back to sfo this past weekend after the fantasy draft. sitting in the middle seat (i'm always window) was a 300 lb lady. arm rests on both sides already up. i had to accordion my way into the corner so much that my back still hurts.

 

[RW_Prescott]

Couple with or without dreadlocks with overstuffed backpacks running to their gate because they are in danger of missing their connection

Bros with jeans and flip flops and a vineyard vines tshirt who just cant wait to bro down in whatever city they are heading to

Off-duty pilots who are hitching a ride home to their home airports

 

[tjc3844]

I like new TJC schtick of quoting something that has nothing to do with his incoherent post. Seems a little too Whitecat-ish but otherwise, pretty solid effort.

And what quote is that? Or are you just posting your usual lame totally not funny stuff?
Back on topic:
Screaming little kids throwing tantrums in the departure lounge.
Rude check-in airline employees.
Stewardesses who say "I hope you enjoyed your flight" after you've been packed in like a sardine for longer than you can stand.

 

[Nicky Fingers]

And what quote is that? Or are you just posting your usual lame totally not funny stuff?
Back on topic:
Screaming little kids throwing tantrums in the departure lounge.
Rude check-in airline employees.
Stewardesses who say "I hope you enjoyed your flight" after you've been packed in like a sardine for longer than you can stand.

Scroll up. You quoted Nardi's post in your other post in this thread you nitwit.

 

[pipermal1]

got on my flight from AC back to sfo this past weekend after the fantasy draft. sitting in the middle seat (i'm always window) was a 300 lb lady. arm rests on both sides already up. i had to accordion my way into the corner so much that my back still hurts.

been there

 

[SnottieDrippen]

New jersey high school teachers sitting first class and just writing off the flight on their expense report. Sickening

Grown adults who need to sit next to each other for a 2 hour flight

Sad man at bar. Wearing glasses, often on an ipad reading vusports.com. He could have been a writer. But he took that sales job in 98, and now he's just putting all of his money into Harrison's college fund so Harrison can get a soul sucking job as well in 8 years. That family trip to Disney in 07 was all worth it though. The smile on the little bastard's face. "What's on tap? You got any IPAs? Eh, yeab, Blue Moon is fine"

 

[FreddyShoop]

Sad man at bar. Wearing glasses, often on an ipad reading vusports.com. He could have been a writer. But he took that sales job in 98, and now he's just putting all of his money into Harrison's college fund so Harrison can get a soul sucking job as well in 8 years. That family trip to Disney in 07 was all worth it though. The smile on the little bastard's face. "What's on tap? You got any IPAs? Eh, yeab, Blue Moon is fine"

Wow.

 

[NickleDimer]

New jersey high school teachers sitting first class and just writing off the flight on their expense report. Sickening

Grown adults who need to sit next to each other for a 2 hour flight

Sad man at bar. Wearing glasses, often on an ipad reading vusports.com. He could have been a writer. But he took that sales job in 98, and now he's just putting all of his money into Harrison's college fund so Harrison can get a soul sucking job as well in 8 years. That family trip to Disney in 07 was all worth it though. The smile on the little bastard's face. "What's on tap? You got any IPAs? Eh, yeab, Blue Moon is fine"

 

[Novacatt94]

New jersey high school teachers sitting first class and just writing off the flight on their expense report. Sickening

This probably happens a lot when they have a week off from school every November to attend their teacher convention.

 

[tomdudes]

This probably happens a lot when they have a week off from school every November to attend their teacher convention.

NJ secret - never book a trip to Disney for during teachers convention week, thinking that it will be "not crowded since it's off-season," Every other NJ family with children in public school already had the same idea, and combined with limited park staffing, creates ridiculously long lines.

 

[nardibynature123]

NJ secret - never book a trip to Disney for during teachers convention week, thinking that it will be "not crowded since it's off-season," Every other NJ family with children in public school already had the same idea, and combined with limited park staffing, creates ridiculously long lines.

I don't think this is much of a secret.

 

[tomdudes]

my sarcastic font did not convey as well as I thought it would.

 

[tjc3844]

NJ secret - never book a trip to Disney for during teachers convention week, thinking that it will be "not crowded since it's off-season," Every other NJ family with children in public school already had the same idea, and combined with limited park staffing, creates ridiculously long lines.

The best time to go to Disney is the Monday after Thanksgiving or Super Bowl Sunday. The place is empty then.

 

[NickleDimer]

corbs,
please describe your visits to disney. What did you do? What parts did you enjoy? Who did you go with?