The season will be over in less than one month. To date this season has been great fun as we have exceeded most predictions and the team has made us proud. I wanted to offer some season ending predictions based upon a computer algorithm I have developed from reading this board for many years (percentages do not add up to 100% due to overlapping outcomes):
- There is a 95% probability that we will lose one more game this season and a 98% chance we lose two
- 18% of board members will blame the loss on lack of size
- 12% will attribute the loss to lack of speed at the point guard
- 9% will say we would have won it all if we had gotten into the ACC
- There is a 90% probability of a pissing match between two long term board members following the loss and they will apologize to each other in less than 24 hours.
- After losing our last game 30% will deem the season a success regardless of the results
- Within a month of the last loss 60% will adopt a "wait until next year" view and point to Spellman, Paschall and others joining the squad.
- After the loss 15% of the board members will swear off the board for one month.
- Two thirds of the above will return to the board in less than one week.
- 7% of the board will be convinced "CBS hates us" now that ESPN is no longer the primary venue for college basketball
- There is a 99% probability someone will write a 2,000+ word post on how Ryan Arcidiacono has not only altered the state of Villanova basketball but their life
- 2% probability that Mojo provides a detailed diagnosis on Booth's knee
- 10% of the board members will re-evaluate their alcohol consumption during the month of March
- 100% of those who travel to the games to support the team will be glad they did
- 32 days is the over/under before we have lengthy discussions on TVs, financial advice, surgical procedures, and trip destinations
Discuss.
- There is a 95% probability that we will lose one more game this season and a 98% chance we lose two
- 18% of board members will blame the loss on lack of size
- 12% will attribute the loss to lack of speed at the point guard
- 9% will say we would have won it all if we had gotten into the ACC
- There is a 90% probability of a pissing match between two long term board members following the loss and they will apologize to each other in less than 24 hours.
- After losing our last game 30% will deem the season a success regardless of the results
- Within a month of the last loss 60% will adopt a "wait until next year" view and point to Spellman, Paschall and others joining the squad.
- After the loss 15% of the board members will swear off the board for one month.
- Two thirds of the above will return to the board in less than one week.
- 7% of the board will be convinced "CBS hates us" now that ESPN is no longer the primary venue for college basketball
- There is a 99% probability someone will write a 2,000+ word post on how Ryan Arcidiacono has not only altered the state of Villanova basketball but their life
- 2% probability that Mojo provides a detailed diagnosis on Booth's knee
- 10% of the board members will re-evaluate their alcohol consumption during the month of March
- 100% of those who travel to the games to support the team will be glad they did
- 32 days is the over/under before we have lengthy discussions on TVs, financial advice, surgical procedures, and trip destinations
Discuss.
