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Democrats changing symbol from a donkey

HOOPS#1

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Jun 25, 2001
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The Democrat's New Symbol


The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing


its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more


accurately reflects the Party's political stance. A condom


allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,


protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security


while you're actually being screwed!

Darn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
No need to thank me. I'm just doing my civic duty...
 
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