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Wasn't aware you dorks lived on YouTube. Impressive.
Not to bump such an egregiously old story post, but i nearly just shit my pants at work.
No joke, had to stand up, change positions, clench with everything I had and stand completely still to accomplish NOT shitting myself.
Then the wave subsided and I unloaded something similar to the gallon of lemonade in the "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" skit in the bathroom.
That was a true feeling of terror.
timely bump for me
had a bug of sorts over the weekend. woke up at 4:45 AM Sunday morning and had to hustle to the can before i crapped my pants. the diarrhea was explosive. as the second wave was gushing out, i suddenly puked in my mouth. cheeks full, chunks. maximum capacity that would've come out my nose had there been one bit more, or i'd have spewed it all over my bathroom.
i could've tried to get up and go for the tub or the sink with it, but in my current state, i was concerned move about the fountain from my backside releasing without being over the bowl. fortunately, i was able to compose myself, puke still in mouth, and wait for a pause. i quickly gave two wipes, flushed, turned around and spit out the contents before upchucking all the contents of my stomach. didn't even have time to rinse my mouth out before i had to sit back down for the next wave. fortunately, it was one of them 24 hour bugs, but it was one of the more stressful wake up calls i've ever had.
Did this episode follow a hearty meal at the local Chipotle?
I had Chipotle for lunch today. No line, it was great. Will report back with whatever ends up in my underwear later.Are they still in business?
True. Poisoned foods are on the list of banned substances in Major League Sharting.I don't think sharting in association with food poisoning should count.
If you wanna see something funny check out Chipotle's stock. Unless of course, you own(ed) it or you are on the BC basketball team.