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Famous People You've Seen at the Airport

Bill Walton at DC (National). Pretty nice guy, talked to me for a minute.
Saw BW too as I boarded a flight in Denver that the previous flight was the Clipper's charter plane and they were just getting off..seemed like a nice guy as I said hi and he nodded in reply...
 
About 3 years ago, I saw the entire Giudice family at Newark. They were on my flight from Ft. Myers to Newark and I spent about 15 minutes standing next to them at baggage claim. They had at least 3 bags each and most were Louis Vuitton bags. Teresa has big ol' titties and the little girl was the ugliest human being I've ever seen. Joe was just pacing around talking on the phone, typical NJ meathead look.
 
Saw BW too as I boarded a flight in Denver that the previous flight was the Clipper's charter plane and they were just getting off..seemed like a nice guy as I said hi and he nodded in reply...

I saw him back when MJ was playing for the Wizards. The guy can barely walk because of his numerous leg surgeries. But he was the last one at baggage claim with a gofer helping him. I went up and asked him if he was in DC to see Jordan.

He said, "I'm not here to see Vernon Jordan (political advisor to Bill Clinton at the time); I'm here to see a man of SUB-stance, I'm here to see MI-chael JOR-dan!"
 
I took Bill Walton around visits on Capitol Hill . He was supporting a Med Device association we represented. He is one of the coolest dudes to ever walk on planet earth.
 
I took Bill Walton around visits on Capitol Hill . He was supporting a Med Device association we represented. He is one of the coolest dudes to ever walk on planet earth.

Yep. He's been to more than 800 Dead shows.

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Was on a plane with Ali in 1975 and he shadow boxed with me in the terminal (I was 9 years old).
Mike Piazza
Kareem Abdul Jabaar
Dick Vermeil
Ted Danson in St. Thomas USVI
Nancy Kerrigan....why me
 
Want to know who tha butcher has seen and/or banged in an airport.

Don't have a lot that I can recall. But at Phoenix airport after Eagles/Cardinals '12 I sat down next to the Seattle Storm who were returning from a game against the Mercury. Immediately recognized Sue Bird and started chatting her up (we were 1 year apart in college so she was on my TV/Sportscenter) year round. I guess I asked detailed enough questions that the rookies and younger players on the team were like daaaaaamn this boy knows a lot about women's basketball.

Bought her a couple drinks, became Facebook friends, and had my buddy sitting next to me completely questioning my sexuality. She was really cool and funny as hell.
 
Wrasslers Brett "The Hit Man" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart at the Savannah, GA airport on my way to Hilton Head.
 
David Blaine (did not make the plane disappear thankfully)
Adrien Grenier
Tom Jackson
 
Fat Pinone, but received a lifetime ban for something or other. Didn't post for a while (six months or so) but then finally broke down and re-registered.
 
MBB is gay. Did you send her that way or was she taking an off day on vacation?
That's what makes this story even better. Now when we're standing around parties we can tell the story about our INET friend who finger-blasted MBB on a cruise ship, resulting in her to switch teams. Guy is a legend.
 
No. It was before we got engaged but we were sort of dating so it is better that she doesn't know. Many of my friends know though (some of whom were with me on the cruise).
 
That's what makes this story even better. Now when we're standing around parties we can tell the story about our INET friend who finger-blasted MBB on a cruise ship, resulting in her to switch teams. Guy is a legend.
I absolutely have told friends about this story. They enjoy it as much as we do.
 
I don't think I've seen an episode of Family Ties in about 20 years, but when I do see it again, especially the cheesy intro with the illustrated MBB, am sure it will be a different experience.
 
The reality is that the story, while kind of funny and random, is actually very lame. It was a horrible experience sexually as she was a drunken, obnoxious slob who smelled like cigarettes. I don't remember much but I do remember trying to get her to blow me and she wouldn't.
 
Nice, BAC. Woodward--can you post a MBB pic (if different from the above) at the time of the cruise?
 
Nice, BAC. Woodward--can you post a MBB pic (if different from the above) at the time of the cruise?

Lizzy, I don't have a pic but am happy to report that she was about 20 years younger when my fingers disappeared than she was in the picture BAC posted.
 
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