Ten years! That's dedication. They say they know it is from a man because it is too big to be from a woman. That is a load of crap (ha ha). The kind of woman who would shit on a golf green is likely able to lay mean dump!
When I ran the Chicago Marathon I saw a girl drop her shorts and make a doody right there along the side of the road. She wasn't little either. I felt bad for her. She was prob carrying that load in the bottom of her gut for 2 or 3 miles and couldn't hold it in any longer.
I took a shit in the fake bushes on a miniature golf course once.
No joke. I used to have to have a real hard time holding back a shit. I could name a lot of crazy places where I shit - some out of necessity and some for immature entertainment.