I dont know why, but stupid sayings really chap my ass. There are so many of them. Which piss you off most?
"With all due respect". Always followed by a total lack of respect.
"Dont let the bed bugs bite". Seriously Clark.
"To each his own". What?
"A bird in the hand". Hopefully it shits on your fingers
"Break a leg". Why? You're mean.
"I'm pulling your leg". Why? Get off me.
"Water under the bridge." Yeah? What about it?
"Dressed to the nines". Where are these nines and what do they dress like?
"Kick the bucket", What for?
"Be on your P's and Q's". What about my R's and S's?
"Speak of the devil". I dont recall mentioning that asshole.
"Dont upset the apple cart". I prefer to upset the banana cart.
"I got a bone to pick". Cool.
"Get the monkey of my back". Actually a pet monkey would be pretty sweet.
"Nice guys finish last." Will I finish first if I kill you for saying that?
"Money is the root of all evil". Being poor sure sounds like heaven.
"Paint the town red". Off to Sherwin Williams!
"Sweating bullets". Really, where are the shell casings?
"Eat crow". Are those tasty?
"Chip on his shoulder." Doritos or Lay's?
"Thats neither here nor there". Well where is it then?
"Nose to the grindstone". Where do I find this stone?
"Let's bury the hatchet". In your head?
"Burning the midnight oil". Awesome, bro.
"I'm in Seventh Heaven". What happened to the first six?
"On the tip on my tongue". What, your mom's clit?
"With all due respect". Always followed by a total lack of respect.
"Dont let the bed bugs bite". Seriously Clark.
"To each his own". What?
"A bird in the hand". Hopefully it shits on your fingers
"Break a leg". Why? You're mean.
"I'm pulling your leg". Why? Get off me.
"Water under the bridge." Yeah? What about it?
"Dressed to the nines". Where are these nines and what do they dress like?
"Kick the bucket", What for?
"Be on your P's and Q's". What about my R's and S's?
"Speak of the devil". I dont recall mentioning that asshole.
"Dont upset the apple cart". I prefer to upset the banana cart.
"I got a bone to pick". Cool.
"Get the monkey of my back". Actually a pet monkey would be pretty sweet.
"Nice guys finish last." Will I finish first if I kill you for saying that?
"Money is the root of all evil". Being poor sure sounds like heaven.
"Paint the town red". Off to Sherwin Williams!
"Sweating bullets". Really, where are the shell casings?
"Eat crow". Are those tasty?
"Chip on his shoulder." Doritos or Lay's?
"Thats neither here nor there". Well where is it then?
"Nose to the grindstone". Where do I find this stone?
"Let's bury the hatchet". In your head?
"Burning the midnight oil". Awesome, bro.
"I'm in Seventh Heaven". What happened to the first six?
"On the tip on my tongue". What, your mom's clit?
