Describe your chess game - I used to watch chess clips on Youtube about various openings and defenses, now I just go with the flow of the game. I'm pretty aggressive, even if I don't know my opponent. You can usually get a sense of how good your opponent is in the first 10 moves of the game. From there it dictates my strategy. I'm hesitant to trade queens with anyone. I almost always open with e4. I forget what it's called, but I like an opening where you end up sacrificing a few pawns in the first 3 moves but then have control with your queen bishop.
Describe your abilities as a canoeist - I've never canoed a big river, just rafted. In those cases, I'm usually relatively drunk to care about the direction or speed. For small contained areas (Morgans Pier, Central Park pond), I just wing it. Usually takes me 5-10 minutes to find my stroke, then I just try not to crash. I'm not a big water person, keep me on land when possible.
How far has your longest canoe trip been and where was it? - Like I mentioned, I've probably rafted 5-6 miles. Never canoed for real anywhere.