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You will defend these things till death

Negative generalizations about Philly sports fans are generally true.

Indicators of lazy journalism include:
-lack of statistical analysis
-overcompensating for journalistic substance with opinion
-catering to sensationalist themes in selection of coverage and content within coverage
 
-Jimmy Rollins' underrated defense.
-My CoP fandom
-The metro CoP area is a great place to live.
-There are two types of hockey fans. One, fans who appreciate the competitiveness of the sport. Two, goofy bastards that wear jerseys to every hockey event, yell shoot during a PP, and call the players by their cute nicknames.
-Hot liquid drinks suck.
-Motorcycles are stupid.
-NBA purgatory is the worse place for a team.
-Condiments are overrated.
-CoPers overrate Buddy Ryan and Ryan prevented Randall Cunningham from reaching true greatness.
-at least 35% of Nova BB fans are paranoid when it comes to the team.
 
Referencing Snowballs/Santa Claus in a CoP related sports article is lazy. Also, makes you a douchebag.
 
tomdudes said:
So Burrs thinks coffee is stupid? And motorcycles too?
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My intererpretation is that the burrs does not drink coffee or tea. Nor does he enjoy condiments, so I guess pickles and katchup and mustard and hot sauce are out of the picture too. What a diet.
 
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Bryce Harper is a better all around talent than Mike Trout
Most Southern Republicans are simply obstructionists
TJC is a real person
Buckeye70 is resting in Buckeye Peace
 
I don't believe half the CoP baiting posts I throw out there.

75% of people on the BW's free board are dorks.
 
People who don't use wipes after taking a shit are barbarians
Peeing outside is amazing
Nirvana gets overrated because Kurt Cobain died
 
Beer is actually good for me.
Coffee magically enhances the prior night beer consumption
I remain 27 years old despite compelling evidence to the contrary.
Nardi is right, my last name is North
 
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Mets fans relish success over the first two months of a baseball season more than fans of any other team in any sport.

Embiid being a bad risk and likely bust was painfully obvious after he broke his foot practicing for the draft.

The Nationals franchise would still be garbage if it didn't luck into Harper and to a lesser extent Strasburg when they had the No. 1 pick after years of being terrible.

Rizzo still doesn't know how to assemble a roster built for playoff success.

Nardi was very underrated and could've done more as a colleagian if he wasn't playing with one of the best group of guards ever assembled for multiple years at the college level.

The Lee to Seattle trade was the most ill-conceived trade in the history of baseball.

Trying to argue that Allan Ray actually did travel makes you a moron, or a UNC fan (usually no difference)

Having Zeffy Penn on the '97 roster may have helped that team make the second weekend.
 
Jim Carey after In Living Colour has not been the least bit funny.

Freddy Mercury had the best voice in RnR history.

Staying Alive was the worst sequel ever. Yes, worst than Caddyshack 2.

The Phillies waited to long to bring up both Howard and Utley.

Allen Iverson was the most entertaining CoP athlete in my lifetime. Not really close either.
 
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Condoms advertised as "form fitting" size small. It's the condom version of vanity sizing.

Shake weights are like vapes for chronic masturbators.

Hot nurses should be priapism specialists.
 
it's impossible to get an STD if you're white, straight, and circumcised.

weed should be consumed daily. mushrooms and/or molly whenever you're at a concert - but only in proper doses.

the flyers dominated overtime of game 6 and absolutely should have won the 2010 stanley cup, even with garbage goaltending.

just because i like a finger in my a$$ doesn't make me the least bit gay.

getting married is a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid decision in today's day and age.

or, represented in song lyrics:
-it's better to burn out than fade away.
-I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe, but at least I'm enjoying the ride
 
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Patrick Ewing still cannot read
The Hawk will die
Rutgers is the epicenter of STD and is Big Ten road kill
Bill Cosby "revelations" are judgement day for Temple
BC's woeful results in football and basketball are just deserts for playing Fredo to the Big East
 
RSTRICK30 said:
God is dead.
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I never understood this. Either you believe God exists, or he doesn't.
PeterN said:
Patrick Ewing still cannot read
The Hawk is dead
Rutgers is the epicenter of STD and is Big Ten road kill
Bill Cosby "revelations" are judgement day for Temple
BC's woeful results in football and basketball are just deserts for playing Fredo to the Big East
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Fixed.
 
Chipotle
Dan Marino is at worst a top 5 QB of all time
Fishing is the most boring activity on the planet
Brownie's happy hour was amazing (back in the day)
 
The original Kelly's was far better
The Lancaster Crawl was iconic
The bar across the street from Flip and Bailley's changes hands/name every six months
I do not have a problem because I rather drink on Mondays and Tuesdays
 
Bernie Kosar ----> Webster Slaughter is the most underrated tandem in all of 80s sport.

Stevie Ray Vaughan is the greatest to ever play guitar.

All educated men have taken calculus.
 
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Rstrick has the best sense of humor on the INET
 
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LizReed said:
All educated men have taken calculus.
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That is an interesting one. I took calculus and statistics at Nova but have found calculus useless in real life. I couldn't do much of calc or stats today. As a result, I have to disagree. It's like Latin or Classical Greek for most people who take it.
 
real question: client/friend, just killed himself last week. How do you reconcile being so angry with him and not hating him for what he did? Sorry, but that's been my life since Thursday.
 
Lots of things aren't directly used in one's daily life. That doesn't mean they don't contribute to making one educated.

My apologies--this thread is about listing things you would defend....not actually defending them.
 
NickleDimer said:
F-ing a co-worker is never a good idea.
Those mid-late 90s Yankees teams are somehow underrated.
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adp98 said:
real question: client/friend, just killed himself last week. How do you reconcile being so angry with him and not hating him for what he did? Sorry, but that's been my life since Thursday.
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You take a deep breath, pause, and say to yourself, "it's not about me."
 
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