I'm on vacation and have been using the villa's fitness center. It's decent except when it comes to free weights. No barbell, no squat rack, and some of the dumb bells are labeled with the incorrect weight. And only one bench.
Older guy is monopolizing the bench this morning.
First he changes the TV channel from ESPN to Golf channel without asking anyone.
Then when it looked like he was done with the bench (doing some stupid tricep exercise lying on his back with a dumb bell over his head that had about a 1-inch range of motion), he drapes his towel back over the bench, leaves the room (presumably to take a dump as he was gone about 7 minutes - too long for just a piss), and then comes back to resume lifting on the bench.
I easily could have thrown his towel on the floor and started using the bench / risking a confrontation, but him being mentioned in this thread is good enough.