Office Habits
- Thread starter nardibynature2
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The office habits of some of my coworkers was half the reason i quit my job.
Burping at the desk.
Eating with your mouth open.
Baby talking to your children on personal calls.
Yawning out loud.
Telling me how tired you are.
Burping at the desk.
Eating with your mouth open.
Baby talking to your children on personal calls.
Yawning out loud.
Telling me how tired you are.
Down these parts you aren't supposed to put toilet paper in the toilet (I boycott this custom btw).
Instead, there are waste baskets besides all toilets for you to dispose of your TP. So right next to where you poo/piss is a basket full of soiled TP. Kinda nasty.
Making it even nastier is sometimes the shitter throws the soiled TP into the basket soiled-side-up. In other words, while I'm pissing there is a disgusting shit-stained hunk of TP staring up at me.
Why these people couldn't dispose of the TP soiled-side-down always perplexed me.
Instead, there are waste baskets besides all toilets for you to dispose of your TP. So right next to where you poo/piss is a basket full of soiled TP. Kinda nasty.
Making it even nastier is sometimes the shitter throws the soiled TP into the basket soiled-side-up. In other words, while I'm pissing there is a disgusting shit-stained hunk of TP staring up at me.
Why these people couldn't dispose of the TP soiled-side-down always perplexed me.
I understand that, but why not just go into a stall, sit down, and try to kill 2 birds? At the very least you'll clear the chamber of gas. Best case you fire off a missle. All while emptying the bladder.
I'll never understand why any man would use a urinal. I've never used one in my life.
Another thing I've never done and don't understand. Why do this? What do you care how long your nails are? Do they really grow that fast? Is it really that bothersome to have nails?
If I have the tiniest bit of nail showing past the bed, I'll compulsively bite it until it's gone, usually to the point of bleeding. I need to clip constantly or I can't help myself.
People wearing open toed shoes in the office...no one wants to smell your foot odors.
We have an intern that wears beats headphones all day...when I talk to him he doesn't take them off and just yells in response. We then have to tell him to take his headphones off and use an inside voice like a child.
Ditto on the curry and fish smells for those using the microwave. Gross.
We have an intern that wears beats headphones all day...when I talk to him he doesn't take them off and just yells in response. We then have to tell him to take his headphones off and use an inside voice like a child.
Ditto on the curry and fish smells for those using the microwave. Gross.
NickleDimer
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I don't get close enough to anyone's feet at the office to judge odor, but I can't stand the sound of flip flops in the office.
A common problem here is for a cleaning lady to just walk into the bathroom while my I'm taking a leak at the urinal. Instead of exiting the room, she just continues to go about her business.
Don't see the problem here......even if she comes over to check out your junk........me personally, I'd be proud.......
a guy in my office literally has the tax code sprawled out on the ground while he is taking a dump. It's the only thing he reads in the bathroom.
NickleDimer
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You should box his ears when he does that. He'd think twice about continuing to wear those headphones.
i call bullshit on never having used a urinal. Also i judge guys who go into a stall to pee, are you that self conscious of your 2 inches of dangling fury being seen by wandering eyes? do you sit and pee all the time?
I'm currently on a weekend trip with a girl. Every time i have to take a shit i leave the hotel room and go downstairs to the lobby. Ive done it like ten times in the past three days. I just leave the room, come back and dont even acknowledge why i left.
I find it awkward & extremely uncomfortable when I'm standing at the urinal and someone I know comes in and stands right next to me. Hate it.
I prefer the privacy of a stall. I don't like seeing someone else when I go.
Probably more. Currently writing this response from the toilet. I've been drinking heavily every day since Thursday.
There's this guy in my office that listens to Bruce Springsteen while eating a carton of strawberries for lunch. That really grinds my gears. Claims to have invented Facebook before Gobbelstein from Harvard, too. Pretty sure he's mentally challenged.
I hate when a coworker's child visits the office and I have to give them the whole court mandated speech. You'd think they'd just let me go home for the day
Farting in the bathroom is not that bad.
I share an office with a guy who farts out loud at his desk, chews with his mouth open, slurps his coffee, burps out loud, yawns out loud, and doesn't know how to turn the volume down on his blackberry, so every time he gets an email it notifies him.
Oh, and he was hospitalized for a week around Christmas with hemorrhoids and has bouts with gout, both of which he has no problems speaking about. For a while before his hospital trip, you would hear him in the crapper saying stuff like "Oh my God" as his ass was on fire.
I will take bad bathroom behavior any day of the week...
I share an office with a guy who farts out loud at his desk, chews with his mouth open, slurps his coffee, burps out loud, yawns out loud, and doesn't know how to turn the volume down on his blackberry, so every time he gets an email it notifies him.
Oh, and he was hospitalized for a week around Christmas with hemorrhoids and has bouts with gout, both of which he has no problems speaking about. For a while before his hospital trip, you would hear him in the crapper saying stuff like "Oh my God" as his ass was on fire.
I will take bad bathroom behavior any day of the week...
Once a woman actually brought her kid into the office and took her person to person with the cookie form asking everyone if they would like to order.