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Quitting Your Job to Travel

TheDean said:
What are you eating today? Going out, or delivery?
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Hit a bodega this morning for turkey bacon, egg, cheese wrap and a bagel with cream cheese.
Just walking back in from another bodega with a chicken salad sandwich and some spring rolls. I imagine tonight I will go out to dinner with someone. I need human interaction beyond this shithole.
 
In terms of looks, how attractive (on a scale of 1-10) do you expect your average conquest to be during this trip?
 
KennyTheKangaroo said:
In terms of looks, how attractive (on a scale of 1-10) do you expect your average conquest to be during this trip?
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Id like to say 7.5-8 because i dont feel the rampant desire to nail anything with legs given my current lady friend situation, who is a 8.5-9.5 depending on who you ask.That said, ive been known to drink a shitload and have unprotected sex with 5-6's. Really depends how much I drink.

If theyre asian, however, ive been bumping them up an avg of two levels. So it takes a legitimately unattractive asian girl for me to NOT want to nail her.
 
Which porn star's vagina most resembles your current lady friend's vagina?

This is a fun question because then I get to go look at vaginas.
 
nardibynature123 said:
Is your 90s girl an asian?
Do you have yellow fever?
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She's not white, and she's not black. No more details than that.

Yes, I have yellow fever .

I may be done with white chicks forever, btw. I was on a business trip to LA last year and I had an uber driver take me from Santa Monica to Pasadena and back, so we got to know each other pretty well. He was Colombian. We start talking and he's like, "I got a girl for you. You like Japanese girls?" I tell him I have never dated one before. He's like, "Come on man. You've got to stop going out with white girls. When is the last time you saw a hot white woman over 30?"
I laughed (especially because I have two white sisters and a white mom), but then I realized, "Holy shit, white women age worse than anyone else on the planet." I haven't really gone after many white chicks since.
 
Mr. Wade Garrett said:
She's not white, and she's not black. No more details than that.

Yes, I have yellow fever .

I may be done with white chicks forever, btw. I was on a business trip to LA last year and I had an uber driver take me from Santa Monica to Pasadena and back, so we got to know each other pretty well. He was Colombian. We start talking and he's like, "I got a girl for you. You like Japanese girls?" I tell him I have never dated one before. He's like, "Come on man. You've got to stop going out with white girls. When is the last time you saw a hot white woman over 30?"
I laughed (especially because I have two white sisters and a white mom), but then I realized, "Holy shit, white women age worse than anyone else on the planet." I haven't really gone after many white chicks since.
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Asian women age gr8 until they are like 52, then they all look like they are 85.
 
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ComeFiesta said:
Who are you going to go out to dinner with tonight?
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I've got one of those friends who's always free and always up for a drink, so maybe him. I had a big one last night and have a big one planned tomorrow so if I told him I just wanted to go to some shithole and drink Coronas he'd do it.
 
nardibynature123 said:
Asian women age gr8 until they are like 52, then they all look like they are 85.
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OK, 52 year olds of any race are sexually unattractive so that doesn't matter. That argument you just made is like an extended warranty argument... if it breaks after the initial 50 years of service, it served its purpose.
 
nardibynature123 said:
I heard their vaginas are horizontal.
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I always though that, but I can tell you firsthand it's untrue. But what I DIDN'T know was that if they're Asian and have had a kid, the wall between their vagina and their butthole falls out and it's just one big slit for shitting, birthing and receiving anal. Ask Eberzz.
 
Do you have a "base level" of accommodation in which you're willing to spend nights sleeping while abroad?

Do you think that your base level is more "rough" or less "rough" than most American travelers your age would find acceptable?
 
Who would you rather go on a date with: Hillary Clinton or Aliza Schvartz (Yale abortion girl)?
 
RSTRICK30 said:
Do you have a "base level" of accommodation in which you're willing to spend nights sleeping while abroad?

Do you think that your base level is more "rough" or less "rough" than most American travelers your age would find acceptable?
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Once I hit my late twenties I became a little fancy, so my base level is higher than most American travelers my age. However, I've traveled solo in the past and the best way to meet people is in hostels, so I tend to go to the nicest hostel I can find and stay in a solo room. This trip is a mix of both. I'll be staying at the Marina Sands in Singapore, and in a rural Vietnamese guesthouse in Hoi An. (that will suck) .
Short answer, I'm high maintenance. But on this trip specifically I am doing both.
 
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If one of your living grandparents (assuming you have one) passes away three weeks into your trip, would you come home for the funeral?
 
Why this trip? What do you expect to find? Is it more of a "need time off and I need something to keep me busy" or are you finding yourself or doing some soul searching?

What % of people you see will know who Tom Brady is?

How will you act differently in an environment where there's no chance of seeing someone you know?
 
RSTRICK30 said:
Is there one place/"thing" that you're most interested in visiting?
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The whole impetus of the trip was to see the Full Moon Party in Koh Pha Ngan. I also want to experience Chinese New Year and Tet.
I tried to fit in the Sky Lantern Festival in Pingxi, but it's the day before the FMP so I can't do both.

I dig festivals and large gatherings more than I do sightseeing. I know the FMP is just a bunch of drunk Aussies, but I'd hate to die and say I never experienced it. And I'm just on the brink of being too old to go on a party trip.

Besides festivals, the trip is a mix of beach resorts and big cities. So scuba diving with whale sharks in Cambodia and swimming with phytoplankton are also on the must do list.

Lastly, I need a picture of me with a drugged out tiger for my Tinder profile. #fierce
 
NickleDimer said:
Why this trip? What do you expect to find? Is it more of a "need time off and I need something to keep me busy" or are you finding yourself or doing some soul searching?

I probably explain it somewhere in the original post. Was totally beat by work, too much pressure in the CoDB, not enough time in any job to travel the world. So I kept having this recurring feeling like, "This isn't how life is supposed to be lived. You'll be dead one day. Go out and do all the shit you want."

I am not leaving to find myself. The only thing I expect to find is that I'm an aging party boy bimbo.

What % of people you see will know who Tom Brady is? - I don't know.

How will you act differently in an environment where there's no chance of seeing someone you know?

I will be way more outgoing. And pretend to be more deep than I really am to new chicks.
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Have you developed a sales pitch for the chicks yet? Or will your story just sell itself

If you are an aging party boy bimbo, what will you be 5 years from now?
 
KennyTheKangaroo said:
Have you developed a sales pitch for the chicks yet? Or will your story just sell itself

If you are an aging party boy bimbo, what will you be 5 years from now?
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Story takes care of itself. By definition, anyone who I'd meet on this trip would place high value on an adventurous personality.

I'll still be a party boy bimbo, just with more manners. I'm not some dickhead jabroni drunk guy who's slobbering all over people. I keep it together. I just mean I think I probably have a little too much fun drinking, dancing and meeting new people than a gentleman of my age normally does.
 
Any chance you stop off and visit ball and stay with him on the way back?

Gr8 point about being young enough to do these trips. I am around your age and I am doing Japan this year, have wanted to do Italy, but I feel like doing some of these places while I still have a pulse.
 
Did you go for a run today? If so, how far?
If you still had a job, would you have left the office by now?
Are you currently wearing socks?
When was the last time you went on a vacation? Where was it?
Did you notice, when watching a Thursday night football game that had nothing to do with your team, that the team logos occasionally changed from color to black and white?
 
Solid work here from a solid poster. I just want to point out that if you asked a dickhead jabroni drunk guy who's slobbering all over people what he was up to, he'd say he was just having a little too much fun drinking, dancing and meeting new people. So be careful out there. With that, happy travels. It sounds like a great trip.
 
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ComeFiesta said:
Did you go for a run today? If so, how far? - I did. 4.75 miles.
If you still had a job, would you have left the office by now? - 6:45 on a Friday? Absolutely not.
Are you currently wearing socks?
When was the last time you went on a vacation? Where was it? - June. Europe, 4 countries.
Did you notice, when watching a Thursday night football game that had nothing to do with your team, that the team logos occasionally changed from color to black and white? - Did not. TNF was the last thing on my mind yesterday.[/QUOTE]
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First day in Bangkok, was solicited by a trannie in first ten minutes. Also saw a wild dog taking a dump in the middle of the street, and a guy on a moped speed up and try to kill it.
 
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In BKK, go for pad thai street vendor food if possible. As good/better than restaurants and a fraction of the price. Soi Cowboy in the evening for entertainment. Tilac Bar is a good place. Avoid Nana Plaza, unless for a walk-through to check it out. Watch out for the tuk-tuk's wanting to take you to pit stops at jewelry stores and tailors...enjoy!
 
Mr. Wade Garrett said:
First day in Bangkok, was solicited by a trannie in first ten minutes. Also saw a wild dog taking a dump in the middle of the street, and a guy on a moped speed up and try to kill it.
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Axe around for a soapy massage. I heard they are marvelus
 
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