Revenge is a dish best served cold

[NovaHoops2002]

But in this case it was hot, piping hot.

http://60abc.com/man-reported-to-police-for-revenge-fart-after-woman-refused-to-have-sex/

 

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Onion article?

 

[NovaHoops2002]

Onion article?

I thought it had to be fake, but nothing on that site says its a satire site.