From the Villanova Yik Yak:
I believe in one team, the Villanova Wildcats, makers of free throws and threes; and in Jay Wright, The only Coach, our Lord: Who was conceived by Rollie Massimino, born of Father Peter, suffered under UCONN and NC state, was crucified by ESPN "experts" and was buried. He descended into hell; on the third year He rose again from the dead; He ascended into Louisville, is seated at the right hand of Father Hagan; from He shall come to crush the Jayhawks and the Sooners. I believe in Josh Hart, the Holy Big Smooooooooov, the lanky Mikal Bridges, the Chef Danny O, the resurrection of Phil Booth, and Arch everlasting. Go cats.
I believe in one team, the Villanova Wildcats, makers of free throws and threes; and in Jay Wright, The only Coach, our Lord: Who was conceived by Rollie Massimino, born of Father Peter, suffered under UCONN and NC state, was crucified by ESPN "experts" and was buried. He descended into hell; on the third year He rose again from the dead; He ascended into Louisville, is seated at the right hand of Father Hagan; from He shall come to crush the Jayhawks and the Sooners. I believe in Josh Hart, the Holy Big Smooooooooov, the lanky Mikal Bridges, the Chef Danny O, the resurrection of Phil Booth, and Arch everlasting. Go cats.
