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Given the discussion on the basketball board, when do you think Jay should start recruiting players Hoopcat "points the board to"? 7th Grade? Whenever Jay F'king feeels like it? The womb?
How well do you think Nova hoops will do over the next five years? Whats our realistic ceiling? What is the most likely scenario? Your realistic thoughts on Jay as a coach? Will there be a considerable dropoff as a result of Hilliard and Pinkston's graduation?

Will you push your future son to any specific sports? Do you think your kid will be a great,middle of the pack, or shitty athlete based on you and your wife's athletic prowess? Given concussion concerns, if your son wanted to play football would you let him?
I haven't read the basketball board, but I think it's a mistake to get involved with kids before they even have a chance to hit puberty. Over the next 5 years, I expect to make the tournament every year, and make a deep run (E8 or better) once. I think that's basically our ceiling as well. Jay is a great coach, and the best we are going to do at Villanova. There are a lot of schools who would kill to have him on their sidelines. We should be kissing his feet. I don't think there will be a considerable dropoff with the loss of Hilliard and Pinkston, since Pinkston was pretty much a role player last year and I like what our underclassmen are capable of.

I have very detailed plans about what positions my son will play in various sports but won't push him to anything in particular. I do wish that I made some different sports choices growing up. I think he'll be a middle of the pack to below average athlete if genetics have anything to do with it (not like a fat kid who can't throw a baseball, but he won't be on any varsity teams as a sophomore in a major sport either). I don't want my kid to play football, but forbidding a kid from doing something is a sure fire way to make sure they do it. I doubt he will have interest in the game considering that I have no interest in it and he's not going to grow up around it.
 
did you go to a top tier law school?

why did you want to be a lawyer?

do you work in "big law" (I assume you work in something just outside of big law since your "market bonus" is a shade below the top big law scales)

how many times did you take the bar? if more than once - different state or same state?

do you do pro bono work?

how many hours did you bill last year?
 
Can we come up with a trash strategy for different venues? ie: Movie theaters, sports events, the opera, plays, office space, BBQ's.
 
If you were to have a daughter and your wife wants to give her a name that is known to you as a pornstar's name, how do you react?
 
Back when the merc posted more frequently, you had a tendency to lament that the newsgroup was dying, and you mentioned it a couple times during this TQ session.

Why do you think it is dying

Do you think millenials just aren't interested in participating in newsgroups these days? I think they are filled with mostly old people like tjc or a bunch of thirtysomethings
 
if you could force TJC to answer one question honestly - what would you ask him
 
I think that's basically our ceiling as well. Jay is a great coach, and the best we are going to do at Villanova. There are a lot of schools who would kill to have him on their sidelines. We should be kissing his feet. .

Jay is 53. In 22nd year as a head coach.
Calhoun won at 57, in year 27 as HC.
Boeheim won at 59 in year 27 as HC.
Roy Williams won at 55, in year 27 as HC.
There's still hope.
 
What is a section 1983 complaint?
What piece of legal knowledge would help people, but almost everyone is completely ignorant of it?
What piece of recent news inspired the most outrage in you?
What will be Hillary's undoing?
Please create your own 5 item O/U/P list and evaluate each of the items. This is a psychological exercise.
You're a good writer. I enjoy how you express your thoughts. Clear, clean, your voice really comes through.
Do you want to make partner? What are the pros and cons?
If your civil rights are violated by a government entity, you can file a civil complaint and get a monetary reward.
Most people are generally ignorant of criminal procedure, and things like refusing consent to a police officer searching your vehicle.
I was outraged by those Qatari guys beating the hell out of a LaFerrari in Beverly Hills then claiming diplomatic immunity.
Hillary's undoing will be the e-mail scandal.

Skittles - underrated
Video games - overrated
Plastic Surgery - overrated
Low cost of living areas - overrated in most situations
Universal healthcare - properly rated

I would like to make partner, as that appears to be my only career option at this point. Going into this, I did not really have any desire to. Pro is more money, and the stability that comes with having to have a large group of people vote on your ouster. Cons are many, including wildly varying pay month-to-month and quarter-to-quarter, and ultimate responsibility for lots of things that are beyond your control.
 
Universal healthcare is properly rated as implemented where?
Explain to me the compensation structure of a law firm partner. I am completely ignorant of this.
Do you plan to directly watch your son explode out of Mrs. Villanova U? Or are you going to take a seat to the side?

Ov/Und/Prop:
Chili
Yoga
Amazon.com
southern california
David Justice
legal pads

Describe how you feel about your home purchase with a year or two in the books. Include pleasant surprises and disappointments/regrets. Areas to cover: size, neighborhood type, location, finishes, outdoor space, garage, maintenance, utilities, etc.
 
What is your favorite sexual position?
What is your wife's favorite sexual position?
How often do you and your wife have sex?
 
Follow Up Question:

What are your thoughts on this?
I think this is the only real lie he's ever told. The cancer, the giving of the company to his secretary, the pleasure house road thing, everything has at least a kernel of truth. The fake family thing, to me, is the only outright lie.
 
Universal healthcare is properly rated as implemented where?
Explain to me the compensation structure of a law firm partner. I am completely ignorant of this.
Do you plan to directly watch your son explode out of Mrs. Villanova U? Or are you going to take a seat to the side?

Ov/Und/Prop:
Chili
Yoga
Amazon.com
southern california
David Justice
legal pads

Describe how you feel about your home purchase with a year or two in the books. Include pleasant surprises and disappointments/regrets. Areas to cover: size, neighborhood type, location, finishes, outdoor space, garage, maintenance, utilities, etc.
I would say that the concept of universal healthcare is properly rated, as in the government should provide some universal health service to its citizens. I don't necessarily think that any particular implementation of this concept is properly rated, but rather the concept itself.
Law firm partners are generally compensated as a %age of the firm's profits per quarter or per year. The firm hits a big contingency case or has a great year some other way, and you all make bank. The firm loses a big case, or a big client doesn't pay, and you can go months without getting a paycheck. You're all in it together, even if some partners have a larger percentage than others. My firm, and most large law firms, also pays a monthly partnership "draw" just so all the partners have a little something coming it, but it's not all that much when you consider how some of these people live (and that you also have to pay for your own health insurance).
I would like to take a seat to the side.

Chili - Under
Yoga - Over
Amazon.com - Proper
SoCal - Over
David Justice - Under
Legal Pads - Under. Fantastically luxurious writing experience.
 
I think this is the only real lie he's ever told. The cancer, the giving of the company to his secretary, the pleasure house road thing, everything has at least a kernel of truth. The fake family thing, to me, is the only outright lie.

Isn't it the saddest possible lie of them all? He's a lonely guy.
List three things that inexplicably pull you into a "wasting time on the internet vortex". Street fight videos has been big for me.
 
Agreed. This TQ sucks.

Typical villanova prude who wont elaborate on his sex life because he thinks its naughty.
 
Isn't it the saddest possible lie of them all? He's a lonely guy.
List three things that inexplicably pull you into a "wasting time on the internet vortex". Street fight videos has been big for me.
It's pretty sad, but he did it when he was cornered and had no other outs.

Wasting time on the internet:

"Build your own" features on various automotive websites, especially Porsche, which is a labyrinth.
Feedly
VUSports
 
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Describe how you feel about your home purchase with a year or two in the books. Include pleasant surprises and disappointments/regrets. Areas to cover: size, neighborhood type, location, finishes, outdoor space, garage, maintenance, utilities, etc.
Sorry, I missed the house part. So far, it's the best decision I've ever made. We are still putting money into the house, but we're in an area where home values have really taken off since we bought it at the low point. Pleasant surprises include being able to make it look/feel exactly the way you want, unlike a rented apartment. Maintenance is expensive, but that's partly because my wife and I both work so much that we don't really have time to do anything ourselves. Landscaping, snow removal, etc. is all outsourced. We are even hiring someone to paint the nursery, which would probably have taken me about 3 hours, because we don't want to give up free time on a Saturday. So that all adds up.
 
did you go to a top tier law school?

why did you want to be a lawyer?

do you work in "big law" (I assume you work in something just outside of big law since your "market bonus" is a shade below the top big law scales)

how many times did you take the bar? if more than once - different state or same state?

do you do pro bono work?

how many hours did you bill last year?
I did not go to a top tier law school

I wanted to be a lawyer because my particular background was in demand at the time for a particular practice area, I wanted to get a graduate degree, and I'm not the kind of sociopathic lunatic that goes to business school.

I work in what I would consider Big Law (AmLaw250)

I took the bar once -- NY and NJ in the same shot. I am also a member of the patent bar, which was a separate exam.

I have not billed one minute to pro bono work in my six years as an attorney. When you have worked hard enough to be able to charge what I charge for an hour of work, it does not feel very good to give those hours away.

I billed ~2350 last year. I don't remember the exact number.
 
Can we come up with a trash strategy for different venues? ie: Movie theaters, sports events, the opera, plays, office space, BBQ's.
Movie theater - take your trash
Sports event -- if your home team, take your trash if they win, leave it if they lose. If visiting another team's venue, spread around as much trash as possible.

Take your trash in every other situation.
 
Back when the merc posted more frequently, you had a tendency to lament that the newsgroup was dying, and you mentioned it a couple times during this TQ session.

Why do you think it is dying

Do you think millenials just aren't interested in participating in newsgroups these days? I think they are filled with mostly old people like tjc or a bunch of thirtysomethings
I am a member of some forums that have much more traffic. I think it's a function of the board split first and foremost, although I do think that the younger generation is comfortable with different kinds of communication.
 
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Law firm partners are generally compensated as a %age of the firm's profits per quarter or per year. The firm hits a big contingency case or has a great year some other way, and you all make bank. The firm loses a big case, or a big client doesn't pay, and you can go months without getting a paycheck. You're all in it together, even if some partners have a larger percentage than others. My firm, and most large law firms, also pays a monthly partnership "draw" just so all the partners have a little something coming it, but it's not all that much when you consider how some of these people live (and that you also have to pay for your own health insurance).

Very few big firms do real quarterly true ups. You get a monthly draw (typically $10-30k), usually decent distributions when taxes are due each quarter (maybe that's what you're thinking of), then one or two big lump sums after the fiscal year ends. Most bank one or two of the early big lump sums so you have extra cash to live on month to month while getting the more modest (as a % of total income) monthly draws. You never go months without getting a paycheck unless the firm is folding.
 
Very few big firms do real quarterly true ups. You get a monthly draw (typically $10-30k), usually decent distributions when taxes are due each quarter (maybe that's what you're thinking of), then one or two big lump sums after the fiscal year ends. Most bank one or two of the early big lump sums so you have extra cash to live on month to month while getting the more modest (as a % of total income) monthly draws. You never go months without getting a paycheck unless the firm is folding.
Thanks Dan. Shows what I know -- good to have an insider's perspective.
 
I think this is the only real lie he's ever told. The cancer, the giving of the company to his secretary, the pleasure house road thing, everything has at least a kernel of truth. The fake family thing, to me, is the only outright lie.

Do you believe that Laurence exists? I am inclined to say that you do not if you believe that he lied about his "family."

Would you consider lies to be repeated denials of posts that everyone knows that were made? (i.e. Romney will win "handily," too many others to mention)
 
Do you believe that Laurence exists? I am inclined to say that you do not if you believe that he lied about his "family."

Would you consider lies to be repeated denials of posts that everyone knows that were made? (i.e. Romney will win "handily," too many others to mention)
I do not think Laurence exists. I do think Moye exists.

The denials of posts are usually not outright lies, although they are usually poorly veiled attempts at wordsmithing.
 
Merc, congrats on the baby, awesome stuff. Ex-Im bank, necessary tool for business or corporate welfare and it was to shut it down.

You are a big car guy, new GLE 450 AMG Sport Coupe You're trying too hard just buy an SUV and admit you're old or bada$$ car?
 
Merc, congrats on the baby, awesome stuff. Ex-Im bank, necessary tool for business or corporate welfare and it was to shut it down.

You are a big car guy, new GLE 450 AMG Sport Coupe You're trying too hard just buy an SUV and admit you're old or bada$$ car?
Ex-Im bank: corporate welfare. What happened to getting loans from a bank like the good old days?
GLE 450: I am generally not a fan of the crossover genre. Jack of all trades, master of none. This one is particularly ugly. Also, you can't call it a coupe if it has 4 doors. I think they forgot what "coupe" means.
 
Now that you're a suburbanite, what perks of city living do you feel are now overrated?underrated?
What perks of suburbia are now overrated/underrated?
 
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