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Taking Questions.... The evening edition / now morning... Divorce 2.0

Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by tomdudes:
You're on a road trip and have to stop for fast food. There are no healthy options allowed. If every option is equidistant from the exit ramp, which one are you going to, and what's your food/drink order?
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Easy:

Chick fil et
Taco Bell
Chipotle
Checkers (you shit it right out)
Sonic (variety is the spice of life)
McDonalds (adding Kale to the menu...kind of creeps me out)

I go for grilled chicken and a side salad. Will go for a bowl at Chipotle. Taco Bell? I'll do a box and say F it.
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by gldendog:
I like a subtle mix of serious and ridiculousness. Speaking of ridiculousness, A Good Day over Live Free? Wow serious, Clark? Good Day was an abortion.
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That was why I liked it. It took it to an absurd level of believability. Or unbelieveability.
 
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Of the mostly one and dones, any awkwardness when they realized you had no interest?

Any of the one and dones where you would have wanted a few more runs at it?

Of the 13, mostly never married, divorced, separated? Younger / Older?
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Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by dirtyd:
Originally posted by obriend1:
13 - edited to add detail. Most one and done, 4 a few times more, and 1 on a weekly basis.


This post was edited on 3/12 10:32 PM by obriend1
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wow nice work. with a stat line like that, coupled with the experience you are going through, why in the hell would you ever get married again?
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2 reasons: one, I can't keep it up for a decade. I maybe can but I'll have to earn a substantial amount as I get older or win the lotto. Two, one night stands are great, especially if both parties know what it is. But when it doesn't work out that way it becomes not good. I've only been on the one night only party end so far except for one girl and that developed into more nights.
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by TwoDecks:
Of the mostly one and dones, any awkwardness when they realized you had no interest?

Any of the one and dones where you would have wanted a few more runs at it?

Of the 13, mostly never married, divorced, separated? Younger / Older?
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3. And yes. I ditched a pair of boxers just to run out as fast as possible. While I was fumbling over this isn't going to work. Possibly the most awkward situation I've been in when I realized how hungover I was and grabbed bottles of water from her and her roommates fridge with them watching

Yes, if things had progressed in the divorce faster then they did. I've been realistic about my situation and how I've been. Only one has kept my interest, but even then we both have life priorities to take care of that are the most important things.

Single and younger for the most part. Going for mid-20's and younger. I've found women in their late 20's and early 30's want something substantial. Late 30's though usually means they've been through a divorce and want a good cocking while Belinda Carlisle is playing.





This post was edited on 3/13 7:47 AM by obriend1
 
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Sorry to hear you are getting divorced, how long have you been married for?
 
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Originally posted by CWertz:
Sorry to hear you are getting divorced, how long have you been married for?
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It will be 5 years this month.
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:
Are you or your wife religious?

Did you go to the St. Johns game?
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No. I have my own beliefs though.

Yes, hell of a game. Went with my pops and brother-in-law. Glad I was there for a piece of history.
 
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Were you raised in a religious household? Explain your beliefs and how they have changed over the course of your life.
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When was the last time you JO'd? What is your preferred genre of pornog?
 
Haha love Merc'a combo of religious and JO questions.

I brought a girl home Sunday night who out of nowhere, while we're laying on my bed watching Parks n Rec, asked me what I believe about God, the bible, etc. She was from Texas so I should have seen this coming. I didn't really want to have sex with her anyway, but after hearing that it basically made me want to just kick her out. I have no problem with believing or having faith but to bring it up in such a weird manner when you first meet someone? Why?

Obriend - why don't you follow me back on Instagram? Smh

Funniest thing your kid has ever said/done?
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition

Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
Are you or your wife religious?

Did you go to the St. Johns game?
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No. I have my own beliefs though.

Yes, hell of a game. Went with my pops and brother-in-law. Glad I was there for a piece of history.
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Your wife's brother?
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:
Were you raised in a religious household? Explain your beliefs and how they have changed over the course of your life.
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Yes, went to Catholic school. I never really was into Catholicism at any age. I always thought it was weird, except for the belief in a higher power. Now essentially I believe in putting out good energy and positivity - life will hand you back the same.
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:
When was the last time you JO'd? What is your preferred genre of pornog?
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Yesterday. Nothing preferred although I do tend to gravitate to specific stars.
 
Originally posted by SnottieDrippen:
Haha love Merc'a combo of religious and JO questions.

I brought a girl home Sunday night who out of nowhere, while we're laying on my bed watching Parks n Rec, asked me what I believe about God, the bible, etc. She was from Texas so I should have seen this coming. I didn't really want to have sex with her anyway, but after hearing that it basically made me want to just kick her out. I have no problem with believing or having faith but to bring it up in such a weird manner when you first meet someone? Why?

Obriend - why don't you follow me back on Instagram? Smh

Funniest thing your kid has ever said/done?
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Dude, was that you? You had like 2 followers and no pictures. Follow again.

Oh geez, he's a funny kid. I got him a bed with a slide for his room and the one morning I walked in and was riding down it butt ass naked, shaking his junk around. I almost pee'ed myself.
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by CWertz:
Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
Are you or your wife religious?

Did you go to the St. Johns game?
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No. I have my own beliefs though.

Yes, hell of a game. Went with my pops and brother-in-law. Glad I was there for a piece of history.
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Your wife's brother?
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No, only place I'll see him is in hell. He's a hypocritical POS who threatened me at one point. Real smart move tough guy.

It was my sister's husband. He's Scottish and we took him to the Creighton game so we wanted to get the mush off of him.
 
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Originally posted by nardibynature123:
Your soon to be ex-wife, ever have an abortion?
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Not with me. But it wouldn't surprise me if she had one in the past. She never said anything negative about them. Given the things I'm learning about her past it wouldn't shock me at all.
 
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How long, on average, do you typically last with one night stands? Do you typically go for 2 rounds (or one more in the morning before leaving?)

Do you wack before dates?

What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
 
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Originally posted by nardibynature123:
Are you using jimmys with these new chicks?
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Yes, for the most part. Couple of spontaneous events that was like playing Russian Roulette. No, for the girls that I've seen a few times that are on BC and we've talked about it before.
 
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Originally posted by NovaNation1188:
How long, on average, do you typically last with one night stands? Do you typically go for 2 rounds (or one more in the morning before leaving?)

Do you wack before dates?

What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
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Solid question. That answer depends on the situation. I can usually last a while. If I start feel like I'm going to blow then I switch up the positions or I pick objects in the room and spell them in my mind to distract me. If the girl isn't that great looking then I'll try to get her off and go quick myself. Now the amount of rounds depends how long the first one lasts. This one girl and I go for marathon sessions and then there is no double dip.

I always go for morning sex. Especially if I've been drinking the night before! I go for the hangover cure of the endorphin rush of an orgasm before I go for Advil.
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
When was the last time you JO'd? What is your preferred genre of pornog?
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Yesterday. Nothing preferred although I do tend to gravitate to specific stars.
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Which ones?
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:

Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
When was the last time you JO'd? What is your preferred genre of pornog?
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Yesterday. Nothing preferred although I do tend to gravitate to specific stars.
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Which ones?
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Currently August Ames, Mia Malkova, Peta Janson, and Dillion Harper.
 
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Where would you purchase a vacation home if you had $500k lying around?
 
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Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by nardibynature123:
Your soon to be ex-wife, ever have an abortion?
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Not with me. But it wouldn't surprise me if she had one in the past. She never said anything negative about them. Given the things I'm learning about her past it wouldn't shock me at all.
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She's getting a divorce, doesn't that count?

Sorry, too easy.
 
Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by SnottieDrippen:
Haha love Merc'a combo of religious and JO questions.

I brought a girl home Sunday night who out of nowhere, while we're laying on my bed watching Parks n Rec, asked me what I believe about God, the bible, etc. She was from Texas so I should have seen this coming. I didn't really want to have sex with her anyway, but after hearing that it basically made me want to just kick her out. I have no problem with believing or having faith but to bring it up in such a weird manner when you first meet someone? Why?

Obriend - why don't you follow me back on Instagram? Smh

Funniest thing your kid has ever said/done?
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Dude, was that you? You had like 2 followers and no pictures. Follow again.

Oh geez, he's a funny kid. I got him a bed with a slide for his room and the one morning I walked in and was riding down it butt ass naked, shaking his junk around. I almost pee'ed myself.
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ha that person wasn't me - I am @docmcglocks on there. Have ~300 followers prob. Mostly just people from facebook and twitter.
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:
Where would you purchase a vacation home if you had $500k lying around?
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Good question, first thought is the shore. I love the beach and it is in driving distance.
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by adp98:

Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by nardibynature123:
Your soon to be ex-wife, ever have an abortion?
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Not with me. But it wouldn't surprise me if she had one in the past. She never said anything negative about them. Given the things I'm learning about her past it wouldn't shock me at all.
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She's getting a divorce, doesn't that count?

Sorry, too easy.
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Eyyyyyy ooooooooooh!
 
Re: Taking Questions.... The evening edition


Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
Where would you purchase a vacation home if you had $500k lying around?
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Good question, first thought is the shore. I love the beach and it is in driving distance.
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Can you get anything at the shore for $500k?
 
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Originally posted by Villanova U:

Originally posted by obriend1:

Originally posted by Villanova U:
Where would you purchase a vacation home if you had $500k lying around?
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Good question, first thought is the shore. I love the beach and it is in driving distance.
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Can you get anything at the shore for $500k?
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Absolutely. Shore prices are coming down. Once the next stock bubble pops it's buying time.
 
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Originally posted by obriend1:
I go for the hangover cure of the endorphin rush of an orgasm before I go for Advil.
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This isn't talked about enough.

What's your butt-wiping strategy? front to back, back to front, squatty potty clean?
Does it change when you know you're going to be entertaining a lady between then and your next shower?
 
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Originally posted by NickleDimer:

Originally posted by obriend1:
I go for the hangover cure of the endorphin rush of an orgasm before I go for Advil.
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This isn't talked about enough.

What's your butt-wiping strategy? front to back, back to front, squatty potty clean?
Does it change when you know you're going to be entertaining a lady between then and your next shower?
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Stand up and front to back. I tend to use a lot of TP. I'm very particular about having a clean butt. What I have found out in this time period is that it is no longer surprising if a girl jumps from tending the boys to tossing salad. I was first stunned when it occurred. Now it's happened 5 or 6 times (I say or 6 because the one girl was super focused on the taint - it was kind of weird).
 
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Are you going to stay in your home once the dust settles?
Will it be a financial decision or just a preference?

Best thing to do with your son that doesn't involve getting in the car?
If you end up having other kids down the road, what would you do differently parenting-wise, and in your relationship with the mother?

More satisfying type of win for your teams: blowout win (like vs. St Johns), comeback win, close game pulled out at the end or steady lead the whole game?
 
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Originally posted by NickleDimer:
Are you going to stay in your home once the dust settles?
Will it be a financial decision or just a preference?

Best thing to do with your son that doesn't involve getting in the car?
If you end up having other kids down the road, what would you do differently parenting-wise, and in your relationship with the mother?

More satisfying type of win for your teams: blowout win (like vs. St Johns), comeback win, close game pulled out at the end or steady lead the whole game?
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I'm not sure yet. To be frank, I don't want to keep the house. She left, so I'm in here with my son and essentially stuck with it for now. She likes the area and is from Delco so we discussed yesterday her entertaining taking the house. If we sell we'll lose money on it plus she'll have to come up with half the closing costs. Push comes to shove, I'm ready to take a loss on it - the story of my marriage.

I've got a mini basketball net in my basement and dunk on it. Well he does, I shoot from distance. And painting or drawing. I'm essentially using our kitchen table as an impromptu art studio.

I'd make sure that the parenting was more even. Yes, she took care of him during the day but babies sleep most of the day and she screwed around on the couch for 4 hours a day once he became a toddler. I'd start potty training earlier and cut the cord on the bottles and pacifiers earlier.

Blow out win is the most truly satisfying but a last second victory gets the blood going.
 
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